Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

Rita was robbed to keep Su 'I'm mad me' Pollard in, I agree, @fourquenelles.

I hope Rita gets Uncle Sugar to 'ave a word with ghastly Gregg.

@GrandTheftWalrus

Hi all just found the thread. You all kept me sane during the last masterchef while waiting on baby to arrive!

Ooh, how's it all going?

Yeah all good. She's 12 weeks old now and currently shouting at me from her bouncer chair lol.

Awww baby Walrus 😍😍😍

How did we get to 650 comments... I'm sure it was on 350 by the time we finished 🤣.

Awwww, congrats Walrus.

Walrus 🙌🏽

Hello you Masterchuffs!

Su better be gone tonight. No more, just no more.

Evening, got a lovely big cheque from hmrc today, so I might even be nice to greggggg

Jay omg great news

Evening all

You are joking, jay?

I've just watched on catch up - sorry v late to the party.
Duncan's face- it looks very high maintenance! 😳
(And puffy, also is he wearing lip gloss?)

Cool jay55 but no amount of money would make me be nice to the Speaking Cock

Evening all. Su, bog off.

I doubt my resolve will last long. I'd be happy if they sent all these three home.

Duncan reacting to Angelica Bell like he's just been told he's cooking for Mussolini, and Mussolini's in a bad mood.

Don’t like any of these contestants 🤷‍♀️

Er @jay55 the wood ants are on you tonight.

I'm new here but I had to seek you out to ask...

What was that onion chopping device I've just seen Duncan use?

Duncan acting like Angelica Bell is Michel Roux Jr

Su's desert has shares in Tate and Lyle

I need to find the deflate button on Duncans face..

Having said that I'd eat Su's dessert.