Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

Evening toutes. That Indian food looked really good, i know what we are having for supper tomorrow now!

I am praying and offering my firstborn to all the gods to send Sue home tonight, I don’t think I can take another session with her. There’s eccentric and charming and then there is performance quirkiness.

soy sauce is an...interesting choice.

Duncans mum was on first dates too.

Duncan's is a lot of stuff he didn't cook.

Oh bugger. I think we've got Su for another day.

Left half the core in the pear ugh

I think the younger woman Rita(?) will go

Hope it's not Bez

What the fuck

Hey Gregg, here's a thesaurus entry for you:

ambrosial, appetizing, dainty, delectable, delicious, delish, flavorful, flavorsome, luscious, lush, mouthwatering, palatable, savory (also savoury), scrumptious, succulent, tasteful, tasty,

Gawd missed it all. Mumsnet lagging. Sulky face here like my 2 year old 😝

@jay55

I'd love this chef to take over as judge on the main show. She's lovely and so constructive.

She was sweet, it must be hard to stand by and watch people mangle the recipes you want people to come and pay for in your restaurant!

Drum roll and it's
Rita !! Her slice of rice was rubbish

Bottoms

I was sure it would be Duncan

I will howl if Su Pollard wins Celebrity Masterchef, especially if she beats someone with ambitions to open their own restaurant and who has spent months rehearsing how to make ceviche and cauliflower five ways.

Night everyone. See you Friday 😁😁😁

A quarter final with three people? What what.

And no, I do not want to see Gregg dancing like the idiot he is.

See, I think Su would be OK if she'd just drop the 'oooh, I'm so kooky, me!' act.

But it's her schtick, and sadly, she won't.

See you Friday peeps when I hope MN is running a little bit m ore smoothly

One for the road - FUCKKKK OFFFF GREGGGGGGGGGGGG

What the flip! Rita is the only one there who you feel is familiar with a kitchen. Apart from Bez, who has obviously cooked for his accommodating kids.

Who was that blonde American in the preview?! Can't think of her name

Oh well.

See you on Friday. I hope next week's contestants are less irritating.

Only people I want to fuck off more than Gregggg, past contestants who think they are now at Marcus's level of knowledge.

@TheDogsMother

I was sure it would be Duncan

Me too.

See you all on Friday!