Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

It must have been a lockdown year spent at home.

Perhaps they were supporting each other in lockdown.

Ellenanora7
Why is Duncan crying
it's not tears, it's filler making a bid for freedom

Dying

Dunk - been practising, in my kitchen... probably doing my mums head in

Mate. You're pushing fifty 😬

John's renewed his contract with Bon Marche.

Oh feck off Gregg for god's sake

Frizz-ay lettuss!

Just twenny minutes. Woah. Fuck of Greggggg.

www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9879589/Blues-Duncan-James-looks-unrecognisable-appears-Celebrity-MasterChef.html
Apologies for the daily fail link

Su looks like she just raided the nearest Age Concern.

Absolutely LOVING Bez on Masterchef. What a sweet guy and his food is COOKED! No bleeding raw meat on the plate. His presentation needs work but nicely cooked. 🌹

@Pebbledashery

Su looks like she just raided the nearest Age Concern.

Ha! You're right she does! 🤣

I wanna be a yellow coat !!
I hate cooking , so why am I watching this ?
It must be the zillion series surely ? I remember lord grossman doing master chef and it was on a Sunday afternoon!

I don't like any of these people. They can all fuck off home. Especially Gregg.

Timed out. What is wrong with Mumsnet

John needs to visit Vidal Sassoon

Squooshe 😁😁

Ffs fried lettuce

If Bez goes home instead of Su I'm not watching anymore. She should have gone yesterday

I thought Su would really annoy me, and she does a bit. But not as much as I thought she might.

I think she just needs to drop the panto a tad, and she might do alright.

Rita's one looks burnt and a slice of rice !
John used to have nice hair once! What has gone wrong there ?

Team Bez here, love him.

Slice of rice 😂

Yowgurt

I remember seeing Duncan on The Chase and his Mum was in the audience, he ran up and hugged her when he got back to the team, he has a daughter I think.

By the way having trouble posting too