Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

Gruyere is gorgeous in a fried toastie. Great for the arteries too.

@littlbrowndog

His hair has not been cut. Who was that older actress. Who had hair like that ?

Maggie Smith

Gregg telling a woman to smell his cheese. Another way for cheese to cause nightmares.

Gowda😂

Oh. Yeps he does 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fucking Gowda. Ggghhhhhhowda. Gargle your spit while you say it.

Gregg needs to go to the dentist

@EsmaCannonball

Gregg telling a woman to smell his cheese. Another way for cheese to cause nightmares.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@EsmaCannonball

Gregg telling a woman to smell his cheese. Another way for cheese to cause nightmares.

Dead.

I've spent many happy hours in Gouda market.

Looks like sick to me

@EsmaCannonball

Gregg telling a woman to smell his cheese. Another way for cheese to cause nightmares.

@EsmaCannonball

Gregg telling a woman to smell his cheese. Another way for cheese to cause nightmares.

Rita has done OK. All downhill from here I reckon.

Greggs cheese 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Su has a speciality.. Slop on a plate.

Why has this woman got a hairband of fake flowers on her head ?

@ilovesooty

Rita has done OK. All downhill from here I reckon.

Agreed despite the cream, I think that's the best we'll see.

Oh God. Shut up Su.

Where's the Wensleydale.. Love it

Orgasm????

Awkward smile from John lol

I like Wensleydale as long as it doesn't have any fruity bits in it.

Not one bit of seasoning.

More cheese up her sleeve I reckon.