Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

Duncan looks like his wax work in Madam T's

Dunk knows his cheese I reckon

I had Wensleydale in Wensleydale cut from the cheese cloth covered round and it felt "warm". Was one of my great culinary moments (I was about 12 at the time)

Jeez Duncan

Duncans earring ffs

Wensleydale is another of those pointless cheeses.

Argh, missed the first 25 mins!

Ok mebbes not

I'm already dreading Bez

@GrouchyKiwi

Wensleydale is another of those pointless cheeses.

Er. No invite for you for Xmas Grouchy 😁

We all know Bezs dish is going to be a mess

Su is annoying me, I'm a bit behind

That wee earring twinkling in the filler face

@Pebbledashery

We all know Bezs dish is going to be a mess

Pasta on the ceiling and egg up the walls?

I have cheese opinions and I'm not afraid to share them.

Do these people never read cooking blogs from Italians ranting about cream in carbonara?

At least he put some pepper on it

Gregg is so patronising

I reckon Bez will nail it

Whyowhyowhy are they all putting cream in their carbonara?

@fourquenelles

At least he put some pepper on it

I thought that too.. Small wins

Trousers down...

The amount of fillers in his cheeks is ridiculous

I hope Bez hasn't Foolishly Et Some Crisps

Duncan's obsessed with his arse and what comes out of it. I say flush him.

Has nobody here ever eaten carbonara before and wondered what was actually in it? These people who are in an actual cooking competition?