Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

@fourquenelle @viques @grouchykiwi @ilovesooty @romainingcalm
@toffeebutterpopcorn @wolfcub @littlbrowndog @halsall @jay55 @shirleyphallus @thedogsmother @ohwhatfuckeryisthisnow @sunbird24 @esmacannonball

Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

Evening Chuffians!

At least Bez is being honest - he's 'reaching the limit of his cooking skills'. I'm glad he's told us because we'd never have known otherwise, would we? hogget'n'vomit

Looooooove halloumi

So many ew cheeses on that plate.

Fucksake, Gregg. Gruyere is not hard to pronounce properly.

I think Su has a right to her place. She did two half-decent dishes and only had one disaster. Munya had two bad dishes and one okay-ish one.

Stilton can get to fuck though. Yuck

Fucking hate squeaky halloumi

@littlbrowndog

Fucking hate squeaky halloumi

Sorry, get out! 😁

Gregggg has a face on as if he's never heard of carborana.

Let's be serious.. Who has time to make fresh pasta 🤔

I love cheese but am finding I can tolerate less and less dairy as I get more ancient.

No pebbles it squeaks like a wee mouse in your mouth

I love all the cheeses. Except for edam.

To fully do a stilton justice you need to be gouty and florid faced and drink port with your brekkie.

I like all those cheeses.

Puhsssta

DRINK! 🍷

Pusstah

Can't stomach blue cheese or reek to high heaven cheese.

God I love carbonara

I'm gouty. Not florid though

@littlbrowndog

John had hair cut ?

Still looks like a Rhode Island matron who fronts a dodgy chatity. Just needs the pearls.

Evening all. I was momentarily distracted as I have a Jonty carbonara recipe which has cream in

What has Duncan done to his face?

I like the look of John's carbonara. Who knows what the celebs will do.

Edam is pointless cheese. It has no flavour.

Lol I love how narrator woman reminds what the "celebrities" are famous for

His hair has not been cut. Who was that older actress. Who had hair like that ?

John has hair like the Queen.