Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

Just catching up!

Yes they are going to be 'ankerchovies chez nous from now on. But that plate did look like something my dog had produced (and not in a good way)

Munya's eyebrows were a bit Thunderbirds
Su next to go surely, NT or not. But I may wear a flowery headband today to show that I too am wacky and adorable.

Our snacks were what is apparently the latest craze - pasta crisps, with a rather good feta and garlic dip.

Very sadly (newly sadly) I don’t eat anchovies and May go to my grave without an opportunity to use ‘handkerchovies’ or other variations. What a tragedy!

I know people who've been on television before and they've been advised what colours not to wear but I don't think they were actually told what to wear. (e.g. Don't wear patterns, purple looks odd on camera, black looks bad against our set, etc.)

Watched it with my children today. They alternately called Gregg The Thumb or The EggMan. So they are well trained.

Also thought Su should have left. Poor Munya.

Wholeheartedly agree with all the comments about Duncan.

And I am firmly Team Not Jay.

Does anyone else think Duncan/Rita were a bit flirty?

Really not getting the Bez love
Wikipedia
In August 2010, Bez was convicted of physically assaulting his ex-girlfriend Monica Ward, with whom he has a son, by throttling and threatening to kill her. He was sentenced to four weeks in prison after having first received a community service sentence but refusing to co-operate. He was arrested at London's Euston Station in November 2010 for breaching a restraining order granted to Ward following the assault, and escorted to appear before magistrates in Manchester.

Team ‘Jay - wouldn’t if you paid me quite a spectacular sum’ - can’t stand him. Liked his mum a lot.

I like Jay but I'm not one of the ones who has filthy thoughts about him. He puts me in mind of a Highland Cattle bull that Zeus has turned into a human being, (although I can see that might be the appeal for some).

Evening chuffians.. Joining you following my haute cuisine for this evening... A plate of curly fries 😂

An rib eye steak found from depths of freezer. Eating the freezer. Omg it was good. Freezer cured I think it’s called

And I rember it was put there in first lockdown. My joy of finding it when the kids were in bed. All mine

A 50p milk chocolate hazelnut bar eaten carefully as my teeth are crumbling away soups and soft foods for me from now on sob

Bez has been bankrupt twice too I read.

@fourquenelles hugs xx

I have cheap white chocolate from Sainsbury's. It is excellent. And a mug of hot chocolate.

Evening all

I'd a choc ice and crisps 😄

Stir fried chicken.

Evening all.

OK Duncan in a cap is just weird...

Aw quenelles hugs 😍

I can't take John seriously in chef whites with a bunch of z lists

I'd never, ever have worked out that the pirate was Duncan James if they hadn't told us.

Us Chuffians know how to eat don't we Love rib eye steak

They haven't done this one in a while

John had hair cut ?

Oh shut up Su.

My dahl looked about as appetising as Bez's hoggit stew.