Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

I dislike duncan a lot

There's something about Duncan I don't trust, can't put my finger on it though

Oh didn't think he'd go

Great catching up with you all 🙂

See you next time

See you tomorrow champions!

Su is so annoying. A friend of mine does charity stuff with her and says she's adorable, though.

See you tomorrow!

See you all tomorrow.

Next time Chuffians. It's been great.

Thanks for a lovely evening.

Tomorrow one and all. I need a pink gin.

See you for round 2! 👍

@Halsall

I mean I'm surprised that Bez's dish of hogget'n'vomit saved him.....

Rude.

It did not look like vomit. It just looked like it had been lightly chewed.

I'll miss you all tomorrow but I'll be back on Friday.

@Ellenanora7

There's something about Duncan I don't trust, can't put my finger on it though

Oh didn't think he'd go

Great catching up with you all 🙂

See you next time

He looks like he's been moulded out of putty and painted by a happy Bez.

💪 tomorrow

It just looked like it had been lightly chewed

And then expelled, with force

Till tomorrow, mes amis!

Thanks for making me laugh folks. Had I not found this thread I would seriously be lamenting the fact that, that is an hour of my life I will never get back.

Don’t know if this has been mentioned but Gregggggg’s brown nylon looking T-shirt was awful
At least John has cut his hair

Munya should not have gone. Unfair.

Duncan has admitted he's had fillers (pics online of it too). He looks dreadful!

I like @squooshe's comment... he looks like he's wearing a Duncan James mask 🤣🤣

Rita looks soooo rubbery. I saw her in Hairspray a few weeks ago,she was very good!

Rita has got eyes like Meg Foster, ever so pale blue.

I saw the preview and thought Jenny Eclair was in it. Turned on in eager anticipation to see it was Sue Pollard. Who is bloody annoying. How she stayed in and Munya (who at least tried) is beyond me.

Sorry if it’s already been said but I need Bez to do a dish with melon.

Bit late to the stainless steel table of doom and incompetent cutlery handling, but bumbled to see I was name checked. Thankyou Pebbledashery.

Does being a “national treasure” ( since when) give you a get out of jail free card ? I can’t believe they got rid of that nice young man in favour of Sue Pollack , which is how I am going to refer to her from now on. She won’t last, not even NT status can save her from the indifference of anyone under the age of 40 who is wondering who the f this weird woman is.

Bez was a bit of a mystery man wasn’t he, but he keeps bees and can make custard so in my eyes that makes him a human being who I can both love and respect.

I have to admit from the outset that this series I am mostly here for Johannes and Patrick, who I think are both going to be amazing cooks, yes I do, honestly.

Humbled, not bumbled. Must be Bez’s bees muscling in.

@IchHabeSiebenFlowers

I've never watched Celebrity Masterchef before so I wasn't sure whether it was a coincidence they were all monochrome. But thinking about it, I can't see Su Pollard wearing black / white by choice!

I think it’s a new BBC directive. The Olympics presenters were all colour co ordinated most days. Lucky they were UK based, it would be a nightmare to do out of a suitcase.