Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

@EsmaCannonball

Are they not letting them loose in Michelin-starred restaurants this series because of Covid or because no restaurateur can afford the insurance for Su and Bez?

I'm guessing that with hospitality on its knees in many cases the last thing they need is this gormless lot creating even more havoc.

@EsmaCannonball

Are they not letting them loose in Michelin-starred restaurants this series because of Covid or because no restaurateur can afford the insurance for Su and Bez?

Don't know Esma but they did last time I think, they're not my favourite rounds

Duncan is a real poser

Something about the idea of Gregg coming round mine for dinner has made me want to start Googling Rottweilers and German Shepherds.

What? Oh yeuk Duncan

Unnecessary Duncan☹️

Celery Yack ! Drink !

Close up of Duncan is not a nice thing

Is Duncan having some sort of nervous breakdown right in front of us?

Oh yeah they're all in black and white, good spot Ichbab

Su has had a lesson in between rounds I reckon

ankerchieves

I've never watched Celebrity Masterchef before so I wasn't sure whether it was a coincidence they were all monochrome. But thinking about it, I can't see Su Pollard wearing black / white by choice!

Bez ankerchovies 🤣

Handkerchiefs 😂

Loving anchor-chovies.

I love Bez, I want one of my own.

That's twice Duncan has mentioned poo 🙁

@Halsall

Is Duncan having some sort of nervous breakdown right in front of us?

If he did that mask he is wearing would fall right off

I'm calling them handkerchiefs for the rest of my life now

Fuck off John with the patronising looks.

I don't want to think of Duncan on the toilet 🤮

@Ellenanora7

That's twice Duncan has mentioned poo 🙁

Perhaps he's the poo troll.

How many are doing fondant tatties?

Is it 2001 again- why all the fondant potatoes??