Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

[Pebbledashery]

Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

I'm sure he's lovely but the Online Sensation guy is annoying me.

Please please please do not do that laugh again John! 🙁

John’s face then…

Duncan just did a mic drop there.

@Sunbird24

John’s face then…

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Who the heck did his nose job it's got a fixing line to his face at the top

Or is Duncan the love child of Rylan and Michael McIntyre ?

Oh dear Su.

Just started watching

Wtf has Duncan done to his face

John always hates older women.

Och sue. Made me laugh

What does Lisa see in John Tbh

I am amazed that Bez is still with us. I reckon he is made in the Keith Richard mould - pickled while still alive!

Su Pollard is getting on my wick. The faux "I am so silly" - gah.

John did his yearly unblocking of Gregg from WhatsApp for this year's show.

Exactly pebble. That hair alone

Just crop it

thedogs that is brilliant!! Can’t Unsee it now.

What did Gregg say to Duncan I missed it

Do they get told to wear black / white tops?

I know John’s first wife and I often wonder the same !

I bet John snores as well.

Su Pollard is getting on my wick. The faux "I am so silly" - gah.

I agree, I never know if Su is a character or an actual person

What's happened to Duncan I used to fancy the pants off him

Didn't know John was married to Lisa Faulkner

Are they not letting them loose in Michelin-starred restaurants this series because of Covid or because no restaurateur can afford the insurance for Su and Bez?

Is that’s what’s on Duncan’s nose. A guideline ? Eek

Fuck off Gregggggg!!

IchHabe you're right ! I hadn't noticed the black/white theme.