Celebrity Masterchef Klaxon!!! - Get ready Chuffians!

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Yes, the Masterchef administrator is back!

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Apologies if I have missed anyone off - park yourselves! we're on at 9pm!

Bez's plate 😳

There was a story about Duncan pooing himself when presenting the lottery, when he was on the circle.

So Bez isn't allowed in the kitchen at home, Su would prefer to eat in restaurants because they cook much better than she does, and Munya doesn't give dinner parties much.

Clearly the perfect slebs to have on a cooking competition

Oh yeah they are all wearing predominantly black & white

I don't think I've ever actually eaten fondant potato. Bez is more refined than me!

Just what I was thinking ilovesooty

Su is so batty 😁

@Ofnorman

Is it 2001 again- why all the fondant potatoes??

Reckon they are the new food craze

Posh comfort food. Perfect lockdown grub. Potatoes are easy to panic buy and people can spend time perfecting them

At a guess possibly

@squooshe

I don't think I've ever actually eaten fondant potato. Bez is more refined than me!

Me neither

Anyone having snacks, I've got pretzels, toffee poppets and curly wurly squirlies 😁😁

So Bez isn't allowed in the kitchen at home, Su would prefer to eat in restaurants because they cook much better than she does, and Munya doesn't give dinner parties much.

We've just said pretty much the same. Do they all have the same agent or something? It's an odd thing to go on a cookery show when even mashed potato is a challenge.

Remember when Bez cheated on Celebrity Bargain Hunt? Legend.

Ha that is a cement potato 😂

My kids not shouting where’s our fondant potatoes

Yet …..

I don't know Munya. What programme/channel is he on ?

@Ellenanora7

Anyone having snacks, I've got pretzels, toffee poppets and curly wurly squirlies 😁😁

I had carrot sticks with hummus and a sticky toffee eclair

The steak looked pretty raw in the middle to me

@EsmaCannonball

Remember when Bez cheated on Celebrity Bargain Hunt? Legend.

I do! They repeated that episode quite recently too

I haven't had tea yet.

Celeryack

DRINK!

Excellent snacks Ellen.

Duncan/Rylan/Michael is one to watch.

@Ellenanora7

Anyone having snacks, I've got pretzels, toffee poppets and curly wurly squirlies 😁😁

I'm venturing back to the late 70s with an Aldi 'Vienetto' ice cream on a stick.

I mean that just looks like sick on a plate

What more fondant 🤷‍♀️

The minced hogget sauce does not look appetising