Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Michael could get back with Grace, Izzy can’t keep up the pace, and will Craig take a stand on race?

[WomanStanleyWoman]

Billy puts his trust in God
But shouldn’t trust that sneaky Todd
He framed poor Paul - the rotten sod!

Two Corrie rhymes for the price of one

And another!

@Clawdy that's a lot people off their brekkie this morning! I have a feeling the post coital one is next ?

Ooh, haven't seen that one!!

It gets worse...

Didn't he go on to shag Tracey after that? Urgh.

And you lot say my Steve love is bad

@MrsSteveMcDonald

And you lot say my Steve love is bad

I can see why you love Steve. He was astonishingly gorgeous in his youth and looks like he'd be a lot of fun in the sack.

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

It gets worse...

😱🙈

can see why you love Steve. He was astonishingly gorgeous in his youth and looks like he'd be a lot of fun in the sack.

He looks like a worried owl

Think Steve would pull this face?!

Or this ?

We'll have to ask @MrsSteveMcDonald
😂😂

Oh Daisy's voice is so annoying!

And when did her and Ryan become a couple?! I must have missed that episode!

Did evenly just plonk her dog poo bag on top of tyrones suitcases?

Evelyn

Amazing that they can fit parked cars up both sides of the street with room to drive up the middle. The street must have trebled in width since it was first built

Oh FFS not another car accident

@PinkDaydreams

Oh Daisy's voice is so annoying!

And when did her and Ryan become a couple?! I must have missed that episode!

Me too @PinkDayDreams ! 🙄

Also, when did this accident of Shona's happen? I am wondering if I missed an episode. The last I saw on Friday was Fizz and Hope going away. 🤔

@JadeSeahorse I also thought I'd missed an episode as well because of the Shona accident!

Fiz has gone on the run........to outer Manchester 😂

Why was Todd out at half 5 in the morning? Funeral directors aren’t on call are they?

Shona is so annoying. She adds nothing to the programme

@MyCatEatsPrawnCrackers

Oh FFS not another car accident

Came on to say just that! I should watch the last 6 months again and write out the stupid amount of times police fire and ambulance have been to one street. Do you think anyone actually writes this as a story or is it each household having their own writer and it’s “oh we not had accident for while let’s write one this week”.

Surely Ty needs go back to his house to look after Ruby since he and Fizz are on good times and their flat is full of smoke.

I can’t actually believe Tyrone. Saying he’ll call over later to see Ruby his child who is now living without either of her parents! What’s wrong with him?