Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Michael could get back with Grace, Izzy can’t keep up the pace, and will Craig take a stand on race?

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Billy puts his trust in God
But shouldn’t trust that sneaky Todd
He framed poor Paul - the rotten sod!

Two Corrie rhymes for the price of one

“Most likely she was standing near by trying to stop it”. What? How could anyone know what she was trying to do by where she was standing?

He’s had 3months of digging CCTV and finding witnesses the only thing had evidence was bloody clothes and since Corey washed his trainers he’s “not guilty”. Surely police case is more than there is bloody on them trainers - lock them up.

Not sure Kelly got the memo on act distress your going down for life….

Simon and Kelly nearly got together. He was meant to be taking her out on a first date but it coincided with the first time he got roped into the drugs gang so he stood her up. He tried to apologise but she wasn't having any of it and then blagged a pill off him to make up for how he treated her. That's when she nearly died of a drugs overdose. So Simon and Kelly have always had something between them.

And re the Corey washing his trainers, why on earth hasn't Asha remembered he came home that night and washed his trainers. It was such an odd thing for him to do and Asha is a smart girl.

@PrincessScarlett

Ahhhh it's all becoming clear, thank you!

I have always found Nina irritating with her miserable toneless voice.I don't think the actress who plays her will ever win an Oscar.

@PrincessScarlett

And re the Corey washing his trainers, why on earth hasn't Asha remembered he came home that night and washed his trainers. It was such an odd thing for him to do and Asha is a smart girl.

Come on Asha... spill!

Is there reason why Peter and Carla haven't been seen for months. It’s like writers have had 20years of alcoholic or kidney patient and now he’s in recovery well let’s not even have him in the cage.

Well remembered @PrincessScarlett getting your GF to OD must count as great first date.

*cafe not cage ALTHOUGH

Cage! 😂

I really like George now he’s believable character who can act. Although he has no real links it’s like he belongs.

Peter and Carla are doing the jigsaw.

Carla has died of boredom

Didn't really get the thing about Phelan's ashes? Surely they're only of any significance if someone living thinks they are? If nobody cared to ask, what does it matter?

Well. Who knew.
Apparently, undertakers are obliged to keep unclaimed ashes for 5 years and make attempts to contact next of kin.
Then, if they remain unclaimed, they are usually scattered or buried in a garden of rememberence.
I've just read that.
I don't work for George.

Eileen really is an unpleasant character.

@Roussette

Oh no!

DH has been drinking and is doing tooooo good an impression of builder bloke with hat.

Your vagina must have clenched shut

Haha... it's his Friday night thing so I always dread that character coming on screen!

I heard something about Phelan, no idea what it was all about!

Can anyone summarise last nights episode please?
I'm just catching up but if I have to sit though another JML 10 minute advert again I'll start chewing my toe nails

@PrincessScarlett

Carla has died of boredom

She's in George's back parlour with most of the viewers, being laid out for the Rites of Ennui.

@Queenoftheashes

“Most likely she was standing near by trying to stop it”. What? How could anyone know what she was trying to do by where she was standing?

As if any forensic scientist giving an opinion on blood spatter would put that in the report! Lazy scriptwriting.

OhSmellyCat

I wish I could summarise for you but Friday night is night and it's very hazy indeed

Basically everybody sulked a lot and said unrealistic things in far-fetched scenarios.

Lol that's what I though Spindle, it's just the pesky detail that's missing for me

Plus Uncle Ronnie wore another very tight shirt.