EASTENDERS 50 😁 no spoilers or I will shout at you 😂😂

[Blondeshavemorefun]

Wow 50th thread Impressive !!!!

So from last recap blondes thinks

Chelsea will suss it out and big reveal will happen on Chantelle’s yr anniversary

Sure the tag will show in Albert square if moves two doors up the road back to Denise

How will Linda and ruby leave. Will max work out the dates of baby

Bobby is now in love but with dads gf in the square

Ben and Callum got married and Bailey found safe

Issac finally snapped with his lack of drugs

Soooooooooo

Will Bernie lose the baby when ends up prob having cramps /shits via slimming pills

Will Stacey come back and ruby go to prison as admits made it up

Will Phil get custody from Denise. Remember she wanted to give him up and Phil didn’t years ago

And how come gray has an issue with stolen clothes but happy to murder 3 people

It reminded me of this awful moment once when I was about 13 and our family TV somehow switched to a really dodgy soft porno channel. No one knew where to look.

@biggerthehoops

It reminded me of this awful moment once when I was about 13 and our family TV somehow switched to a really dodgy soft porno channel. No one knew where to look.

😂 Oh dear !!

Same kind of "wtf?" Feeling

Has Kat had work done? I normally don't notice, but none of her features moved when she was talking??

I’m totally lost. Janine is a fake doctor? In Walford? But can’t look after her own daughter, who is also in Walford? So in care? Is it a scam? Must be as janine is no doctor! More like nurse ratchet!!

Sharon had such high powered er coffee machine to fix she has send her brother. Even though last time he was in car he caused an accident and drank. Ye perfect babysitter! Was least how Jeanne was going appear was a surprise.

Phil going end up prison Kat move in Mitchell mansions. So Billy Lola and 4
Kids nice and cosy!

Who was supposed flog the drugs in garage. Didn’t Jean say she was going to do it? Still must be worth fair but now. Someone needs pay the electric bill

Nurse ratchet !! Lol

The smell of all that weed would be so strong!

@Akire plus scarlet!

[quote meow1989]@blondes blanket and tits... what was the autocorrect there?! [/quote]
Yes.
Toys 😂😂

Blankets and tits!! 😂😂😂😂

Jean will become a female Jesse Pinkman and Shirley Walter white!
'Breaking ' eastenders. (But weed instead of Crystal Meth )
Janine the high powered doctor !! Well well well ( wtf)??
What a coincidence eh?

Blankets and tits blondes!
Probably more Eastenders than we think to be honest..
funny auto correct !! Lol 😂

I'm still getting my head around a murderer becoming a 'doctor ! '
That picture of the hills in the frame looks like the place where she murdered Barry once..
Zack had better watch out

EE gets more and more bizarre. What did baby sleep suit say “I’m the little sister”. Do wonder why made her go away it’s horrid storyline potential for next 16years when she appear on street corner.

I love Janine, I would love to see her hook up with Kheerat! Janine vs Suki yes please.

I think Zack looks a bit smitten already ! Oh dear
( he isn't related to her is he !? I don't think he is but who knows on EE anymore )

@Akire - I think the little suit's wording was "I love my big sister" or similar - so it made Rainie upset about Abbie still being on extended holiday with Max.

She’s obv not a doctor

@Blondeshavemorefun

She’s obv not a doctor

No! How did that happen though ? :) She must be a ' skin specialist ' : she got a few certificates from working on the Boots number 7 counter maybe ?

There was a t.v. nutritionist who called herself 'Dr' and she had apparently downloaded one of those doctor certificates for a few hundred dollars from one of those dubious online colleges in the USA, after writing a few semi-literate pages about food as her 'doctoral thesis'.

She was in IACGMOOH in the jungle, that one. (We are asked not to name her on here, as she might faint she allegedly gives MNHQ a hard time.)

But Janine has changed her entire name, hasn't she? Tbh, I didn't quite catch it.

According to Facebook , the name she used last night was one she has used before when she tried to marry an old rich Jewish man and swindle him out of money ! I had completely forgotten this and I don't think she did marry him ? .. not sure. I'm sure I could look it up etc but can't be bothered to wade through pages of wiki about JB's past antics. Of which there are many!

I found it on her Wiki page! Under the names she's had or used:

Janine Butcher
Janine Evans
Janine Malloy
Judith Bernstein (pseudonym)

I vaguely remember someone stopping her from
marrying this old man with the money ?
She might have been his 'carer ?'

I'm watching the 2008/9 episodes at the moment on Iplayer.

The old Jewish man died at the wedding so she didn't get to marry him but he did leave her a ton of money inside an old stuffed cat which a young Jay stole most of.

@biggerthehoops

I'm watching the 2008/9 episodes at the moment on Iplayer.

The old Jewish man died at the wedding so she didn't get to marry him but he did leave her a ton of money inside an old stuffed cat which a young Jay stole most of.

Jay stole it ? Goodness me !! What did he do with it?