MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

Wonder what Luke's mum thinks now !

[quote ReginaaPhalange]@Getbehindme oh god no! That's spot on! Morag is the shallow bitch! Gosh, I'm sorry you thought that was aimed at you! X[/quote]
I was joking, your comment was just after mine hehe!

@Getbehindme phew!

Luke is so lovely. Wtf is wrong with all the girls, just so up themselves. All the guys are really sweet...ok Bob is a bit ott

D’you think Luke would go for a short, fat, grumpy but horny older woman?? Asking for a friend…

Imagine Luke’s mum watching this ☹️

The women really aren't covering themselves with glory here are they. That said I think Meg seems nice but she's just got the ick

@Twitchynose

LMAO

I'm so upset for Luke. I can't BELIEVE she'd say that. And it's not like she's all that herself. I mean, she's slimish and tallish and blonde-ish. She makes the best of herself but she's no beauty. I think they're on a par attractiveness wise. If anything he takes the edge.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard is not here (we miss you Shel).
But we’re going to need a new thread at some point….

@putthetubeinthebin

I'm so upset for Luke. I can't BELIEVE she'd say that. And it's not like she's all that herself. I mean, she's slimish and tallish and blonde-ish. She makes the best of herself but she's no beauty. I think they're on a par attractiveness wise. If anything he takes the edge.

If by 'making the best of herself' you mean she face plants in her makeup bag and hopes for the best then yeah, she does that!

This is definitely not like the original format of married at first sight. Is it dramatised? Scripted reality or whatever it's called

Oh luke I'd have left I wonder of there's a clause where you can't leave. I'm wondering if there's a reason why meghan is keeping him at arms length.

@Mickarooni

Umm she basically called him unattractive and not a man. Poor guy!

Yeah, Lady Macbeth "Are you a man?" vibes

ZakAndMe
They are following the Australian format now.

We are going to need another thread.

What are the experts doing if they’re not even checking peoples deal breakers?

Jumped across from Masterchef to watch on +1, so will go back and read everyone else’s thoughts as I go along!

To be fair the clothes he is trying on do make him look better.

🤣🤣 squatting in those jeans haha

@lollipoprainbow

Christ Morag you're no oil painting love! Who does she think she is what a cow. She makes Nikita look quite nice!!

I wouldn't go that far

My heart is breaking for poor Luke. Morag has notions about herself.

If a man took me on a shopping trip because he didn’t like my clothes I would tell him to do one.

@riotlady

What are the experts doing if they’re not even checking peoples deal breakers?

Trying to make dramatic TV I guess. I think I preferred the earlier series.