MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

@Horehound

Bob is friend zoned

I’m not surprised tbh. I’d be friend zoning him. He’s just too full on.

And Nikita is a horror. Her behaviour is unacceptable.

This crap from the so-called experts is pure filler.

Oh Ant. She’s bloody horrible. Go home, block her, forget this whole sorry saga.

Bob seems quite harmless and outgoing and Melissa just seems quite introverted I cant see them progressing.

Poor Ant, I should think this will put him off all relationships of any kind for life!

What were they even thinking casting Nikita for this show? She displays red flags in every expletive laden sentence.

Hope Any's family stage an intervention and rescue him soon...

I dunno. I think Bob is just excited and wants to have fun and maybe have a kiss. He's like a male bird doing the dance to attract the female.
I think if meg invested more I think he'd calm down a bit.

@HomerDancing

According to urban dictionary, knacker is an offensive term for a traveller?

It would be used by some over here as that.

God I can't take Nikita. Over indulgent parents. Bit behind so just seeing the fight. Oh my God she is an absolutely horrible human being.

I also don't like Morag. Luke seems like a decent guy. She thinks he is punching and he really isn't.

Why is she wearing a suit? In the Caribbean?

Oops meghan not Melissa. I called it when they talking about their personalities.

@ShellfishLove ooh great name for Knackita there!

I love Luke even more now for keeping his dressing gown on and not wanting to creep Mog out by coming on to her. Big Knob - take note, and don’t try to put the awkward moves on poor Meg again. Agree with PP he’s been friend zoned for sure.

Knackita again barely worth comment - she’s straight from the Geordie Shore school of ranting and raving whilst practically nude, and as she’s clearly been glued to it for tips on how to behave, she probably thinks this is genuinely how people interact in the real world. Boring and detracts from the rest of the show, which is actually fairly enjoyable.

Ant is great so far, quite a gentleman compared to Knackers and keeping his cool.

Take Matt and Sheargal Farkey clearly getting their not-so-teenage kicks last night then 😁

I feel sorry for bob
I think he seems really kind and just wants someone to love and someone to love him.

I feel like Bob is the UK Troy.

Also, much does Ant look like Jackson off of Greys Anatomy?

I feel sorry for Bob he seems a quite out going guy and its part of who he is. I think they have completely put him wrong person, meghan is too introverted and needs someone on the same wave length.

Awww the way the young gay guy (Dan?) looks at the older gay guy (???) melts my heart a bit

Ugh goddddd

Wow.... morag! Low blow

Euggghh. I don’t like Morag at all.

@chocolatesaltyballs22

I feel like Bob is the UK Troy.

Also, much does Ant look like Jackson off of Greys Anatomy?

I had completely forgotten about Troy’s existence and now I’m just remembering him brushing his teeth like a lunatic and giggling to myself

Christ morag is so hardwork they only met.

@Horehound

I dunno. I think Bob is just excited and wants to have fun and maybe have a kiss. He's like a male bird doing the dance to attract the female. I think if meg invested more I think he'd calm down a bit.

I feel sorry for him

I'm just going to say it, Morag's eyebrows are really troubling me.

Shallow bitch

Oh FFS, she just gets worse.
She should partner up with Nikita.
Shallow fucking idiots the pair of them.

Morag is awful. Her eyelashes are shit. Her eyebrows are horrific. She's very very plain but seems to think a lot of herself

Morag....this is so cringe 🙈