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MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/07/2021 10:18

Praise be.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 19:03

I refuse to look at grams or twits because I don’t want the magic ruined.

Paul Daniels wouldn’t like it and nor would the not so lovely faux Debbie McGee.

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 19:04

Peak? Peek.

Clearly.

Off my chimp on caffeine and can’t tead

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 19:05

Chomp and read.

Give up.

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ElizabethTudor · 01/09/2021 19:45

@Fi1982
‘Take Matt’ - bloody genius!

Benjispruce5 · 01/09/2021 20:28

Only just caught up on last night’s as recorded to skip ads and DH’s disapproval.
Was quite moved by the two guys. They seem to have a connection despite the age gap.
Morag doesn’t seem to understand that they can o my pick from the applicants, not the whole damm world! Luke seems like a nice fella.

Benjispruce5 · 01/09/2021 20:30

Hey no spoilers!!!

chocolatesaltyballs22 · 01/09/2021 20:36

@Benjispruce5

Only just caught up on last night’s as recorded to skip ads and DH’s disapproval. Was quite moved by the two guys. They seem to have a connection despite the age gap. Morag doesn’t seem to understand that they can o my pick from the applicants, not the whole damm world! Luke seems like a nice fella.
Morag also fails to realise that it's not frickin dial-a-groom. And that values and personality matter a whole lot more than big thighs. Silly orange cow 🐮
riotlady · 01/09/2021 20:37

Just caught up on the first two episodes in time to watch live tonight!

Nikita is horrendous, I can only apologise on behalf of the North East. Baffled that she doesn’t like Ant, he’s so good looking and he’s everything she asked for down to bloody eye colour!

I want to like Morag because she’s had such a hard time and is clearly still vulnerable but she’s making it quite hard tbh. “I’m just bored”- how rude!! And what’s the point in matching them if one wants kid abs one doesn’t? Seems quite important for a marriage?

I’m also sick of these shows always matching a perfectly nice, good looking guy like Luke with a woman who only wants a massive muscle man. It must be horrible for his self esteem and surely there are plenty of women out there who’s type he would be.

Both of the guys in the gay couple seem really nice, I hope they make it work. I suspect they’ll have a burst of lust and then burn out a week or so in when they realise they’re quite different

TheLittleRedToothbrush · 01/09/2021 20:43

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chocolatesaltyballs22 · 01/09/2021 20:45

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

I'm still trying to imagine placing an order for a bloke with bigger thighs than my waist ... even the Incredible Hulk couldn't match that Wink
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Ughmaybenot · 01/09/2021 20:48

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

I'm still trying to imagine placing an order for a bloke with bigger thighs than my waist ... even the Incredible Hulk couldn't match that Wink
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dapsnotplimsolls · 01/09/2021 21:01

Here we gooooo.

Ughmaybenot · 01/09/2021 21:02

Poor Ant

Horehound · 01/09/2021 21:02

Nikita is absolutely horrific.

Ughmaybenot · 01/09/2021 21:04

She’s just so bloody coarse. Ant is being very kind in his manner with her when he’s clearly appalled by her manners.

Monestera · 01/09/2021 21:04

Bored with the recaps - it was only last night!!

Roominmyhouse · 01/09/2021 21:05

Uggghh Nikita is horrible.

SimonJT · 01/09/2021 21:05

I wonder when it was filmed if they were able to honeymoon abroad

Monestera · 01/09/2021 21:06

Ant is being very kind in his manner with her when he’s clearly appalled by her manners.

Yes. She's so coarse.

JaneJeffer · 01/09/2021 21:06

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

I'm still trying to imagine placing an order for a bloke with bigger thighs than my waist ... even the Incredible Hulk couldn't match that Wink
Grin

I can't watch until later.

supercritter · 01/09/2021 21:07

She's not just coarse she's really boring

tigerbreadandtea · 01/09/2021 21:07

Nikita is so vacuous.

Ughmaybenot · 01/09/2021 21:07

His ‘wtf am I doing here?!’ face then 😭 😂

ReginaaPhalange · 01/09/2021 21:07

Oh god I'm cringing so much!!

TheRabbitStoleMyHat · 01/09/2021 21:08

Nikita is just hard work isn’t she. Can you imagine having to constantly reassure someone and tell them they look great. Confused