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MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 28/07/2021 10:18

Praise be.

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Fi1982 · 01/09/2021 14:36

Morag went from hero to zero in the space of one episode for me there. Imagine being vapid enough to be bored at your own wedding! I would’ve had a million questions for the groom, his family, taking a tour of the grounds getting pissed

I think Luke is lovely, and pretty good looking too! Mind you I’m not turning guys down based purely on whether their thigh is the size of my waist 🙄 shame his mum has been sent straight from the Mumsnet catalogue of nightmare MILs… I’m sure she’s nice, but talk about pushy and desperate!

Nikita pointless to discuss as she’s just a poundshop rentagob with an octagonal face and a mouth like uncooked steak. Feel sorry for Ant who probably thought he’d get to have some fun at least on this show. They might as well have cut a random bloke out of cardboard and let Nikita scream at it for the next fortnight.

I think Take Matt looks his age! I’m going grey naturally too and perhaps look older as a result. I think he seems great so far but I’ve been proved wrong many times on these crappy reality progs before. LOL at ‘cliff top antics’ @Chicchicchicchiclana, Dan definitely wouldn’t be my romantic cup of tea, no.

I think Bob has been slightly misquoted (I believe he said ‘someone’ not ‘something’ but it was a bit swallowed so not 100% sure), he’s a decent guy but I would’ve felt uncomfortable about being even semi-propositioned in a hotel room that way. I think guys should keep their own counsel on matters of sexual advances unless the woman has explicitly welcomed it, not suggest it in hope and make the woman feel uncomfortable.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 14:44

I might have misquoted that fi (the something/someone thing) - apologies. It was hard to tell and I went with what I thought it was.

No matter though if it was a thing or a one. He was still expecting his NatKing and that kind of put me off him.

He can redeem himself.

Although if he does get busy, I can see him being one of those dudes who grin like a fool and blab that they’ve ‘porked her’ to any bloke that’ll listen.

I’m harsh.

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MrsCatE · 01/09/2021 14:50

I am so far behind. Morag’s make up artist should be sacked. Agree with @JaneJeffer - can’t wait for Luke to rip off his shirt (probably diving into the pool to rescue Nikita who’s got her lips stuck into filter and swimming costume (sic) sucked up her bum into her colon) a la Ned Flanders.
Is ‘not what I ordered’ going to become MAFSUK catch phrase like MAFSAUS ‘my kind of snack’, ‘got my back’?
I think we should all sign off with @SheldonesqueTheBstard ‘Okily Dokily’!

Fi1982 · 01/09/2021 15:06

@SheldonesqueTheBstard very true Sheldon. He definitely went from teddy bear to a bit of a Bobby Creepo in the space of one scene for me too.

Loving the NatKing rhyming slang there… I picture you as a cross between between Irvine Welsh and Sheldon (but a lot prettier despite your protests ☺️)

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 15:12

@Fi1982

Think Rab C Sheldon with madam mim hair (lockdown version) and you are there Grin

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JaneJeffer · 01/09/2021 15:12

probably diving into the pool to rescue Nikita who’s got her lips stuck into filter and swimming costume (sic) sucked up her bum into her colon
Grin

bonfireheart · 01/09/2021 15:53

Nikita is probably the type to think that anyone who doesn't like her is "jealous". Poor Ant, imagine having to face your family and friends after this farce.

I know I shouldn't watch it cos everyone on it annoys me so much, but know I will be glued watching it!!

alloutofcareunits · 01/09/2021 17:08

Billy and Nikita g.co/kgs/tHPwgt

Not sure if anyone has already posted this but Nikita has also been on TV before, with her then boyfriend

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 17:23

Nope - I missed that.

He just looks like Ant on the pies.

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TitsInAbsentia · 01/09/2021 17:24

@JaneJeffer

One of the lovely grooms (Jason & Cortney) is now with Roxanne Pallet I don't know him but poor bastard.
I had to google this as couldn't remember him (but I do now). I had to laugh at all the "marries in secret" headlines with a shit ton of photos....yeah, not sure what it's like where everyone else comes from but that ain't no secret wedding!
SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 17:29

You wonder if he watched BB.

Or if he was too busy watching her flap the tatas on that lake placid film 🐊 BiscuitBiscuit

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chocolatesaltyballs22 · 01/09/2021 17:39

Just watching last night's. Could Morag have trowelled any more make-up on? I do hope that all of the women aren't utter bitches. The men are winning on the likeability front at the minute.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 17:51

I use to wear less cam cream than that.

Mine was probably blended better too.

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TitsInAbsentia · 01/09/2021 18:08

@ElizabethTudor

These experts are wank
Would that be a wank when you've had way too much booze and nothing happens? Because that's about as wanksome as these ixperts are likely to be Grin
TitsInAbsentia · 01/09/2021 18:10

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

The only thing that could make the ixperts any worse would be the arrival of Pob.
Please don't stand in the mirror and say it three times else I'm OUTTA HERE!!
Sunbird24 · 01/09/2021 18:16

Just for you @TitsInAbsentia!

ChequerBoard · 01/09/2021 18:17

It's interesting that so far, the women seems to have much higher expectations for the physical appearance of their partners than the men. They seem to have made very few requests in terms of the personalities or values they would prefer.

Sunbird24 · 01/09/2021 18:19

Just realised I have a scheduling clash! Do I watch MAFS or Sleb Masterchef???

ChequerBoard · 01/09/2021 18:21

I always record MAFS and watch after it airs so I can wind through the ads and the (many) tedious bits...

Babysharkdoodoodood · 01/09/2021 18:25

@ChequerBoard

I always record MAFS and watch after it airs so I can wind through the ads and the (many) tedious bits...

I record both as I always fall asleep, especially as I'm on earlies this week until Saturday.

TitsInAbsentia · 01/09/2021 18:28

@Sunbird24

Just for you *@TitsInAbsentia*!
Could it be more "heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's johnny" ARGHHHH!
TitsInAbsentia · 01/09/2021 18:40

Right, I'm caught up, hello to one and all!

I like Meg - she is soooo pretty. However, her brother can't act for toffee (clearly set up to be like the situation with Cyrelle's brother as pointed out by someone earlier). I'll give big ted or whatever the f his name is the duration of the holiday to redeem himself.

Nikita def has all the makings of a husband stealer - she'll be after that bloke with the big shoulders (sorry, too early for names). Ant should run, he seems really nice and his family too. Are we meant to believe from her insta that there really wasn't a desert full of tumbleweed wafting along between the families at the wedding? And I really wanted Ant's dad to reply 'gobshite' when she asked him what he thought of her. But no, he was too polite. Wonder what he'll think when he finds out how she makes her money Hmm

Nice to see Stevie Wonder getting some work as Mog's makeup artist - yellow face a go go....mind you with those browns was always going to be a challenge. I agree that if she is that fragile about losing her father still then this isn't the right gig for her. In 25 years time she turns in to Pamelaaaa from Gav and Stacey... the fireman seems inoffensive enough at the moment, but i can't see her going anywhere with him, she's so stuck on what she 'ordered' she's one step off emailing the chief exec.

Matt's singing...nope...I don't think the age group is that huge, I know lots of couples (one gay couple) with a 10 year difference. I can't see him and the wafty Feargal getting on once the pash is over.

Hotel rooms were shite, budget deffo on the floor for this one.

And in that trailer for tonight Nikita called Ant a knacker. Maybe the word means something different to her but I'd say she was the knacker.

JoanWilderbeast · 01/09/2021 19:00

Meg kept reminding me of someone and it finally came to me, Kaley Cuoco, of Big Bang Theory and Flight Attendant fame.

SheldonesqueTheBstard · 01/09/2021 19:00

Well tonight I shall be on call and Im hearing that I will be utilised.

Not terribly impressed. I’m going to catch bits when or if I can but to be honest, it’ll probably be an early morning catch up.

I’ll sneak a peak on here now and again though.

I’m not a fan of total deprivation.

Enjoy the ‘moons 😘

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NautaOcts · 01/09/2021 19:00

@ReginaaPhalange

Ok so Matt has a wedding ring on one of his pics on Instagram! Does that mean they last? Grin
Little bit close to a spoiler for my liking! 🤫