MAFS UK - polish your rings and dust off your fascinators

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Praise be.

@JaneJeffer

Little Bob wants to come out to play.

🤣

The rooms are a bit shit

FFS it’s on every night!

@JaneJeffer

Little Bob wants to come out to play.

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@JaneJeffer

Little Bob wants to come out to play.

Did he actually say that?!?

@putthetubeinthebin

The rooms are a bit shit

Yeah, bit like a Travelodge!

Two beds - good call! DP and I had to abandon our trip away this weekend as we could only get twin singles or a king and we can’t sleep together

Wait I missed when it’s on again?

@putthetubeinthebin

The rooms are a bit shit

I thought that. And how come Mob didn't get petals in the shape of a heart?

I wouldn't be sleeping in a bed with a man I'd met that afternoon!!! Bob saying ' you would'

@Misty9

Have people seen the original early US series? Much more authentic and thought through. Not much more successful mind you...

Yes! I loved the US one. One of the lovely grooms (Jason & Cortney) is now with Roxanne Pallet

Meg's just scrolling her phone in bed! Wouldn't you be chatting madly trying to get to know him and talking through the day?!

The preview of next week also looks like a shit show with the matches

I wondered why the MAFS chat thread only had 4 posts. You’re all here!
I’m liking it so far. Cringes at bob / little bob 😂

The brotherly chat was ok but I don’t like blokes giving it the big un like their sister is incapable of rational thought or can’t look after themselves.

Staged is about right.

Uh oh. Moo is going to be hard work! Why don’t they get that it isn’t about “ordering” anything, it’s a very scientific process

Did he actually say that?!?
No

Poor, poor Ant.

@Happyhedgehog20

Wait I missed when it’s on again?

Every night!

Missus Bob misses little Bob for tonight anyway.

Argh, this One Night Stand thing on now looks horrific

Love Island USA Ep 1 has just started on ITVBe

Next week's looks full of the drama too. It's definitely trying to be MAFS Aus.

I’m dying inside sunbird

Well here you all are! I’m in. Glad to see an ixpert on the panel too. Note to self to record and skip ads!