Tennis: Enjoying the last throes of the grass court season

[kazzaD66]

King Tom

Oooh I’m pleased to have found this thread. Am watching on my own and have no one to snark to about AC’s dire commentary. “I love Top Gun” has pushed me over the edge.

Tom Cruise being a prat again. Sorry those of you who love him.

@kazzaD66

Obviously, I'm not watching! Up at 6.15am with a sick headache and the day has only got worse! Watching smug Cock and listening to the fuckwittery that AC spouts would only make me more nauseous (not envy!)

Being cheered up by the witterings on here though, so thank you all

Hoping to watch the mixed doubles later.

I predict a British victory

Oh no Kazza! Hope you feel better soon

I’m sorry Jane but just no Tom! Maybe they’re just cheering the tennis players not him!

You can be sure of it kazza

Feel better soon kazza.

kazza one way or another, I think a British victory is secure.

I hope you feel better soon. I have been getting a lot of migraines lately -after keeping them under control for awhile - and I find the nausea worse than the pain.

Is Tom Cruise there again?

Yes, the butterfly fancier and the gurning greengrocer can bugger off and leave the rest of us in peace.

Hope you feel better soon kazza - the commentary would definitely make you feel worse!

Get well soon, @kazzaD66!
"Has Tom Cruise got more than one suit?"
ye gods

Yes @Buggerthebotox there was one man especially who was so loud

Tbf to Tom , when he used to do the film premiers he has time for the fans. I do admire that , as so many don't.
Other than that , I'm not that keen on him or the films. rain man was ok.

Hah! Suck on that, Boris.

Also, there is a woman who screams in every single match. Sounds like she’s in a far back row and does this horrendous high-pitched long lasting shriek repeatedly. Perhaps she is thinking about the Sistine Chapel… it is bloody annoying anyway.

(It’s probably not the same woman as it’s happened for the whole fortnight!)

AC "Patrick Valance has had more than his fair share of air time" well I'm sure that was totally out of choice

It's probably that Arsenal woman @Szyz2020

Have you managed any of those shots yet, Matteo? No? Stop trying them!

You'd think, being so tall, those shots would be a cinch for Matteo. He's fluffed pretty much all of them.

Oh dear !

Is that man sat next to Goran really small?

Boo! rubbish! Come on Matteo

Ugh.

Put it away.

He needs to stop getting broken in the first game.

phew.