Tennis: Wimbledon Week 1

[JaneJeffer]

Aww Sloane is out.

Samsonova is nice.

I will be sad if Garbine goes out. I do like Ons, but I really would like Garbine to go further.

I see Diego is having a rough ride against Fucsovics. I suppose grass isn't really his surface, so not that surprising.

Iga Swiatek is quietly making her way through the draw though, not bad for someone who really isn't experienced on grass. I think the amount of match practice she's had help her though, and her doubles.

Talking of doubles, my favourites Mahut and PHH are through. Which is nice.

Can The Shroud beat Djok?

I haven't got to see any doubles yet.

Jabeur looks pretty secure in this match now.

Andy's going to be playing till 11pm again.

I've only seen the odd bit of the doubles, inbetween other matches.

They've never heard of Kudla. Bloody hell. Give one of us your job.

shame for Garbine.

But well done Ons.

Jane it really does make you wonder, doesn't it??

Well done Ons. I only saw the last 30 minutes of the match but it was good.

I'd invite the commentators to join me on the Knows Nothing sofa but I'm not sure I want them here.

Grouchy

I missed that Tiafoe is out. That's a shame.

I have a nomination for the most inane commentator statement of the day: "He'd make a good pepper grinder, Djokovic."

Grouchy

What does that even mean??!

He grinds opponents down, apparently.

Obviously the same as being a piece of simple machinery oft found in kitchens.

Does he also make them sneeze?

The commentary on that match is ridiculous. I've changed over to Dan now.

@GrouchyKiwi

I have a nomination for the most inane commentator statement of the day: "He'd make a good pepper grinder, Djokovic."

I thought that! I was like huh and then he took ages to explain it

@Raahh

I missed that Tiafoe is out. That's a shame.

Oh no! I was willing him on

Is that a reference to the Adria Tour?

Last comment was re sneezing.