Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS!! Sean’s acting flash, but Carol’s lost her cash, while Nina’s on the lash

[WomanStanleyWoman]

Hi all,

This is @StillCoughingandLaughing. My account got deleted because someone accused me of racism and, even though her accusations were removed, the fact that I fought back was apparently worse than making false allegations in the first place. Hence no more account.

I just wanted to say how much I’ve enjoyed talking Corrie with you all I’m sorry that it’s over. All the best to anyone who sees this before it’s deleted x

@NCTDN I’ve just always found him a bit too smarmy to be attractive. I know that’s an unpopular opinion on here so I’ll just go and hide myself away! 😂
@Clawdy actually thinking about it you’re right, Michael would look pretty good. I’ll ditch Curtis as he’s not a proper resident and take Michael instead. My calendar’s coming along beautifully 😁

Can I vote for 12 months of Steve?

Haha... what's Steve going to cover his bits with?!

The new young thug looks about as menacing as... ummm... a kipling cake! 💡😁

Roy's shopping bag has more gravitas than Will.

Can someone please explain how we have gone from a few good episodes (Abi grieving) to this farce, in a matter of weeks?

It's crap again - normal service has resumed.

Well. This calendar - I'm way out of step with everyone else here in thinking such things are yeuch aren't I? Not there aren't enough hunks in Corra to fill one, but the thought of them posing. I can't watch those faux Full Monty programmes either. 😒😆

Enough of all that. Tonight's was so predictable wasn't it - that the hearse would go missing? Lazy writing. And Todd could easily shut cake boy down just by threatening him with a duffing-up if he blabs. And and even if he told Billy Todd would talk himself out of it.

So is Todd going to bash Ed with his mock cutters? Or is Ed going to bash Todd with the chain?

lock cutters!

Craig the only policeman in Manchester’s man spreading stance 😂😂

Will we see Craigie's truncheon appear on the calendar?

But truncheons are retractable and small

Not as small as Steve’s car keys!

I do hope they ask Roy, he might be made up to be asked lolol

And he's always got a custard slice or a bap

I wish Jenny would see that Daisy is manipulating her in the same way Sharon did with Rita!

'You're the only mother I ever had'.

Daisy is off it’s not like she seems particular like working in pub, living with Jenny or making a fresh start. She wound up half the street and hasn’t got one friend.

Didn’t Daisy have a boyfriend when she first arrived and they were just passing through? Any idea why she stayed?

I think her boyfriend went back to his wife, so she stayed. Or something.

Daisy is so pretty but I wish she'd feck off. She also does those villainous expressions which should only be seen in amateur panto productions.

Yes, that constant smirking is so annoying.

@eddiemairswife

How about an elderly nude calendar? Ken, Audrey, Evelyn, Roy, Lewis (Nigel Havers), Rula Lenska, Gail and all her husbands.

Lewis is dead and so are most of Gail's husbands so that would probably be more interesting to see than the current characters

It could be a calendar of headstones.

I feel like I’ve neglected this thread, but I caught up after a getting a couple of episodes behind yesterday and honestly get upset at how bad it was I know it’s only a TV show, but I’ve been a huge fan for years - I never thought I’d feel like I couldn’t be bothered to watch.

Todd needs seven grand - so someone just happens to pop into the undertakers with it in cash for a tramp’s funeral. But oh no, George gave someone the wrong urn with all the cash in it - and it just happened to be a gangster who stole the lot and would break Todd’s legs to keep it! But wait, another stroke of luck - Billy just happened to have ordered an environmentally friendly pump (or whatever the hell it was) that’s worth the exact same amount! And Todd doesn’t even have to worry about how to move the thing, as there just happens to be a hearse next door - and he has the keys! But hilarity ensues because there’s an old woman’s corpse in the back, and him off Benidorm thinks she’s been stolen! OMG lolz!! But at least now Todd will be okay, as he can sell this highly specialised item with no paperwork for the exact amount it cost Billy new, in order to pay off a spotty oik who can’t even steal a Mr Kipling’s custard sodding slice without getting caught, never mind masterminding a blackmail plot

At what point did anyone in the script team look at this and think the tiniest portion of it was a good idea?! Utter crap.

Why is it all men doing the naked calendar? Seems a bit strange that they haven't asked any women to do it.

I laughed and laughed all the way through that episode, carry on corrie. Wasn't it hilarious?
My husband asked me what had happened, although he doesn't watch it. I could hardly speak for laughter.
Not.

Thank you @WomanStanleyWoman I hadn't seen it so you've saved me the bother of wasting this beautiful day inside
I think we should have Corrie monitors/prefects on this thread to give the thumbs up or down whether its worth catching up on
Fed up being disappointed