Sewing Bee is back!

[Cocolapew]

14th April

@SchadenfreudePersonified

Faking it was the show. And Dominic llittlewood was car salesman

Oh don't cry!

Oh sweetheart - really feeling for her thinking she's behind

Need bloody big knickers with that yellow one

20 years ago I had a dress almost identical to Adam's.

Patrick is back to his groomed, dapper self after last years dodgy tash and ugly old fashioned grandpa suits.

Aw... some timing nightmares.

Yes Patrick is looking very lovely this year

Awwww... Poor thing.

I can't remember that little toad Dominic Littlewood. Probably my brain blacked it out for my own protection.

Oh crikey - this is the first time we've had half of them in tears on the first episode.

I had one from Laura Ashley back in the early 80s. Was roomy.

Oh dear! It's all going wrong

Raef frenchman's looks fab

Yes, also prairie dresses.

A quick google tells me these aren't really buffet dresses. They are too fitted.

Older lady model is gorgeous

Oh - some of these are LOVELY!

Wow some are lovely

These dresses look very comfy but I'm a shortie so they would drown me!

I like the matching mask - clever lad!

Oh yes... fab on the mustard.

Absolutely love this programme. And unlike bake off (where I rarely watch the showstopper) I love each challenge !

Oh they don't look so fitted now they are on skinny models.

Raph is very good.

Ooh - a lot of the dresses look like something from Indigo at M&S. Wouldn't suit me at all.

Some fabrics are very beautiful and the dresses are lovely

Andrews yuck

Oh - another mask match - they've all done them. That's fab.

Except Serenea - but her dress is lovely.

I would look like I was in wheels in one of these dresses.