Masterchef 4... No more raw lamb or pork... Undercooked rice... And noodles squared!

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness when thread 3 fills up as we do chat!

I am worried that Tom is going to win.

Tom done good. This means one of my faves may not get through

That was too wanky for me.

I think I could channel my inner Joey.

Tuna - tick

Popcorn - tick

What's not to like?

Claire did Kent proud.

Come on Marc !!

Gawd I would eat marcs food

I have never understood how food can be exciting.

Arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh noooo

Marc's plate is so pretty but that chicken looked a bit pink 🤮

What's the squeezy thing in his dish?

Oh no. Are we going to get more crying ?

I absolutely hate those pretentious little vials they stick in food nowadays. They're the height of wankery.

Aaaargh, and Anna H AND Jonty are both saying BALLONTINE! It's ballotine ffs!

Wank

Omg that plate

God Stefan looks like a bellend🤣🤣

Fuckwit

I loathe Stefan's presentation.

Feel sorry for Marc.

Oh god. A crime scene.

Stefan's dish: 'There's been a murder'.

Wanky laugh. Wanky plate

Despite everything I think Marc is really exciting.

Wanky splat plate!

Memorable looking. Indeed.

Memorable looking