Masterchef 4... No more raw lamb or pork... Undercooked rice... And noodles squared!

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness when thread 3 fills up as we do chat!

I love Madeeha but does she think she’s been switched over to Bake Off?

All these contestants will pretend they know who she is

I thought they said her surname was whore

Stefan being very 2019 with the splats

Urgh Stefan is such a messy cook

WTAF was Stefan doing just then?

That cake slice! Yes please.

Oh how I hope Stephan fucks this up.

@Halsall

WTAF was Stefan doing just then?

Making his plate look wanky

God I hate those wanky looking splats. No pun intended

Wow Madeeha that's a substantial pud.

Anna Haugh's accent is lush.

I have never heard of this woman, or seen her on TV. Is she on GBM this year? (I need to catch up with that.)

I HATE the way Greggggg says Michelin.

Unfortunate sounding surname.

I really like Madheeha (and her food) but I suspect that she's out of her depth today and the huge cake was a poor choice.

Judges is like airline hosts behind their trollies

Am I the only one who finds Madeeha incredibly irritating? Not that she has a monopoly on that, but she's second only to Stefan in my book.

Masterchef puddings:

Me: I could eat ten of them.
John: Your portion sizes are far too big.

That's a bloody mess

Don't be too excited, Anna, you haven't seen Stefan's crime-scene plate yet...

I don't like the look of Tom's food.

Tom needs a better face primer

Love Anna Haugh, have seen her do a live cookery session at a festival and she was hilarious

Tuna popcorn? WTF

Tuna popcorn is just too far for me