Masterchef 4... No more raw lamb or pork... Undercooked rice... And noodles squared!

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness when thread 3 fills up as we do chat!

Fuck off with splatters.

That actually makes it look rather unappetising

It’s like what the toddler does with the tom sauce

Evening. University challenge innit? So late.
Dh is in stitches at Stefans plate. Personality on a plate-the splodge spells out wanker.

God that plate looks like a particularly heavy period 🤢

Terrible plate of food. End of.

Harsh comments from John re Stefan. Interesting. Very mixed judging.

I'd eat that cake all day long tbh.

Marc and Stephan dodgy so far

@GillBungalow

God that plate looks like a particularly heavy period 🤢

That's what it reminded me of!

Come on madeeha.

I’d eat the cake, but it’s a messy cake.

@GillBungalow

God that plate looks like a particularly heavy period 🤢

You need to be a newspaper food critic.

It's a bad day at the office when you're excited by Greggs comments.

Anna Haugh is rather lovely. ♥️

I'm going on strike if Madeeha goes.

Madeeha can't make a little cake. That's the whole point! Great wodges of cake and stuff yum yum

Unwieldy, John.

Presentation can be taught, flavours are more important.

I think Tom, Claire and Madeeha are through.

'Unwieldly' ????? Jonty, noooooo

I don’t remember Madeeha or guy with bad bleach job.

She can see Stefan’s personality on the plate = a total knob

He said unwieldLy and big. Oh no.

Tough one. I bet they keep pretentious knob

Marc and Stefan leaving ?

Why give me a small slice of cake when I want a huge slice.