Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

Is it next Monday Chuffians ?

Lucky for the show that Kerry had a little slip up.
Thanks for the company. See you next week

Yes right decision.

Join you chuffians on Tuesday xxxxx

Hold your head up high Kerry, you managed to cook lamb that wasn’t still bleating, which is rare ( see what I did there) for this series.

Good result. Wasn’t sure about Leticia after the deforested gateau, but she has fought back and deserves her place.

Next week

Night all, see you next week!

They’ve put through a lot of extra people this season, they must be really struggling for contestants

And it's good night from KENT.

Next Tuesday at 9?

@jay55

Lucky for the show that Kerry had a little slip up. Thanks for the company. See you next week

Definitely. I was wondering what they would have done if all 4 had been excellent.

Have a good weekend. See you all on Tuesday!

C u next Tuesday (heh heh heh heh)

To next week !

Yes, Tuesday at 9. See you all then!

@ShirleyPhallus

C u next Tuesday (heh heh heh heh)

😂

Arrgghh had to pause again

Good result though they had to put three through, it was only fair.

Any other week and Kerry would have gone through so that's a shame.

Catch you all next time 😃

DH & I have come to the conclusion Greggggg has been replaced by a bot. It explains:

Rictus grin that doesn't look like a human smile
Inability to use cutlery properly
Random outbursts of noises
Obsession with time
Overtly sweet tooth (to run his systems)

There's no other explanation.

And that ridiculous joke about Sophie's choice. Oh dear.

Oh yes. No frame of reference to what it actually means. I said that to DH.

@viques

who sells fresh fish off his boar

😂😂😂

Sorry

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who sells fresh fish off his boar

😂😂😂

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It’s a tame boar, very well trained. Doesn’t twitch even when he arranges the live crabs on its back.

@EsmaCannonball

It's a good job they're probably not flying off to some restaurant in Peru or Japan this year. Claire would probably have a nervous breakdown.

This made me laugh so much .. .and immediately think of this:

"departing Leeds International Airstrip and touching down 20 minutes later at Leeds International Airstrip because if it's outside Yorkshire it's not bloody worth visiting"

I bet Claire only flies Kent Airlines!

Agree that Alexina is looking a dead cert for the final and possible winner.

Not only can she cook but she is super pretty so John and Gregg will want to keep her around to ogle at. We’ve seen them lose the plot before.

Also, John’s palate is clearly complete fucked! Nothing short of twenty garlic cloves and fifty birds eye chillis has any flavour for him. He is so biased towards super hot Asian food.

Also, John’s palate is clearly complete fucked

He looks awful. Very puffy and unhealthy. I’ve been wondering what’s going on with other him.