Masterchef 3...souvide steak anyone???

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness chuffians.

@awesomekillick

I expect this has been a topic on former threads, but I have the hots a tendresse of vast proportions for John. While we're on the subject.

Nope, just you Killick. All yours.

Hmm no crust on that brownie

@awesomekillick get out 😬

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow she has to fight Lisa for him 😁

Massive portions from Jim. The brownie looks good though

Thank god you're not just after him for his mind, awesome . That would be so wrong and bad.

Jim being generous with the pud, no tiny cubes.

[quote Pebbledashery]@awesomekillick get out 😬[/quote]
At least it wasn’t greeggggg.(the sex machine)

Agreed, she seems like a proper contestant not someone who rocked up after his mum said good job for cheese on toast.

My Ex is the sort of twat who'd apply for this on the strength of his once-a-year paella that everyone says is lovely to stop him stropping.

Poor Jim is too generous a cook for the snooty judges.

[quote Pebbledashery]@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow she has to fight Lisa for him 😁[/quote]
Maybe she IS Lisa.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow @awesomekillick I think if it was Gregg.. I'd report you to MN police 😬

Oh fuck off steven

Oh dear door stop ravioli

I've got DH ranting about Gregg now. My work here is done

That's an canapé not a starter

[quote Pebbledashery]**@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow* @awesomekillick* I think if it was Gregg.. I'd report you to MN police 😬[/quote]
Someone did on the last thread. Sent for re-education.

That ravioli looks delicious

[quote Pebbledashery]**@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow* @awesomekillick* I think if it was Gregg.. I'd report you to MN police 😬[/quote]
If it was Gregg, you'd have every encouragement from me to do so!

Re-education 🤣

3? I’d eat that in one mouthful! Looks mmmmm thought.

DH just fell off his chair at the thought of THREE ravioli for a starter. He's up for 'Team Jim' portions.

Teeny-weeny starter. They've certainly gone from one extreme to another today.

@TheDogsMother

I've got DH ranting about Gregg now. My work here is done

Mine too. He coined the phrase Speaking Cock.

@awesomekillick I don't think we could be friends any longer if it was Gregg 🤣