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Masterchef 2 Moist cooks, odd John looks, many Greggg fooks

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fourquenelles · 09/03/2021 14:16

What ho! New thread

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GillBungalow · 15/03/2021 21:54

That's not a beef jus ffs, that's fridge juice!

GrouchyKiwi · 15/03/2021 21:54

The mushroom sauce looked even worse with the jus.

Stovetopespresso · 15/03/2021 21:54

"the sauce is just blood" 🤮

fourquenelles · 15/03/2021 21:54

Bye bye Aaron Grin

Bye bye Sophia Sad

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blobblob · 15/03/2021 21:54

That looks horrible - GrouchyKiwi - exactly! My cat does the same.

awesomekillick · 15/03/2021 21:54

D'ya think Claire might bring in some ants next time?

TheDogsMother · 15/03/2021 21:54

Claire and Letitia stay. Aaron and Sofia go.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/03/2021 21:54

@jay55

The jus looks like the blood left in the packet after taking the steak out.
That’s because it was. Boak.
Halsall · 15/03/2021 21:54

Claire will be welcomed back to the beach by all her friends with much rejoicing tonight, methinks.

Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:54

Aaron is going back to school dinners

littlbrowndog · 15/03/2021 21:55

Just fry the fucking steak

RomainingCalm · 15/03/2021 21:55

@awesomekillick

D'ya think Claire might bring in some ants next time?

Only if they are native to the Kent coast.

Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:55

Claires friends will be welcoming her back on the beach in KENT.

littlbrowndog · 15/03/2021 21:55

Latetia through ?

EsmaCannonball · 15/03/2021 21:55

I'm feeling a bit sorry for cook-book man now.

Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:55

Will they cop out and put 2 through 🙄

Ellenanora7 · 15/03/2021 21:56

Why is there only one quarter final place, thought there was two

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 15/03/2021 21:56

Blimey, that’s a tough call.
Hahahaha!

Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:56

How could Aaron expect to get through after that shambles.

Ellenanora7 · 15/03/2021 21:56

Oh no sorry I must be getting mixed up

Halsall · 15/03/2021 21:57

@Pebbledashery

Claires friends will be welcoming her back on the beach in KENT.
Yes, sorry, Pebble. I missed out the most important element.

But they haven't mentioned it enough, you see.

blobblob · 15/03/2021 21:57

"I thought I did enough" - Did you ? Did you really??

Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:57

Carbs did her well.

RomainingCalm · 15/03/2021 21:57

It's the arrogance of him thinking he's going home because it was 'tough competition'.

No Aaron, you were shit.

Feel sorry for Sofia though.

Pebbledashery · 15/03/2021 21:57

@halsall where have you been tonight 😂

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