Masterchef 2 Moist cooks, odd John looks, many Greggg fooks

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What ho! New thread

Greg does try to make himself sound important

Get that starter in my mouth.

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

Get out! 😀

@GrouchyKiwi

I think John told Shelina the dress code.

Aye indeed.

"We're thinking Chairman Mao vibes"

Shelina is lovely. She's on my list of favourite former contestants.

Please could we have James Nathan and Digger Dean back next.

Yuck.

Bummer Sofia. What a shame.

Oh dear.

Oh no Sofia.

@EsmaCannonball

Hope one of the judges says, 'I had a really bad experience on the Kent Coast once. I now totally avoid the Kent Coast. Every time I even think of the Kent Coast I have to throw up.'

Did you pour enough oil there Claire

I love croquettes.

Deep fried

Does help that I’m coeliac Pebble. If you’ve had gf pasta you’d know why.

I bloody love a croquette

Kent coast 🤣

Is she sponsored by the Kent Tourist Board ffs

It's from the Kent coast, you know.

If I was going to cook fish on MasterChef I'd be practising crispy skin for days on end.

If she goes through, I think we should do Kent Coast shots

She’s through

Where was the sea bass from Claire?

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow

In that case..
You're forgiven 😉
I've tried GF pasta.. I wasn't impressed.

Where is Claire from again?? I forgot😬

GillBungalow. I'll add it to the Bingo card.

@GillBungalow

If she goes through, I think we should do Kent Coast shots

We'll have liver failure by the end of the week.