Masterchef 2 Moist cooks, odd John looks, many Greggg fooks

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What ho! New thread

I think one previous contestant has been in the Botox

I prefer my lamb running around a field.

Or the burnt hispi.

Bastards

@littlbrowndog

Could you ever shag a man with that moustache

Just pondering

Don’t think any of us are in with a chance. Just a hunch. Jeeesus, that’s a hunk of fish, looks lovely.

Hang on I can’t figure out from the judges, which one is the knob? I thought the glasses guy was a bit pretentious and the other one was a Nice Guy. Is that not right? Are they both called Simon?

Maybe they all got used up in the last round @Halsall?

It's OK, four, NZ sends it to everyone else and eats hogget instead.

I miss hogget.

WHY do they have to say "cooked to perfection" instead of "cooked perfectly"?

Thats a good point about future rounds Romaine can't really think unless it's cooking in a restaurant to a socially distanced crowd

I hate this waste of cake style.

@Wolfcub

I think one previous contestant has been in the Botox

You saying a year of lockdown hasn't made us all look more youthful? Such a stress free relaxed joyous year it's been.

Simon is the one without the ridiculous moustache.

Why do they both look so pretentious.

Oh

Bring back Jane and Irini and push these men off a cliff.

Gregg is acting like he’s ejaculated before even trying that pudding

That lamb looks flabby

@jay55

Bring back Jane and Irini and push these men off a cliff.

I'll help.

I am now fixated on a certain forehead

Lamb-tastic ?

Stans dish looks a little anaemic

Simon, during the contest, was lovely, then came back as knob.
Tony was always a pretentious twit.

You forgot the NASTURTIUMS, Stan

Oh actually it looks better now.

One of the contestants - Mike? looks like the diver Tom Daly!

Them 2 men 🙁