Masterchef 2 Moist cooks, odd John looks, many Greggg fooks

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What ho! New thread

Tonys glasses need to fuck off.

These two hardly bothered about getting dressed. Just chucked on a t shirt. Probably in their Pjs under that table

Michelles fish looks gorgeous, I don't like hake but cod would be scoffed

Her desert is good too

Omg the rolling

Swiss roll looks shite

You literally can't beat a Swiss roll.

Looks better when cut.

But carrot Swiss roll can get to fuck.

It does

The Swiss roll looks suspiciously better on the plate

Carrot in a Swiss roll. 🤦‍♀️

@ShirleyPhallus

Mike is the “only way is Essex” version of Tom Daley

I came on to say he looks like Tom Daley! Eerily so.

Stan looks like a thoroughly lovely man though.

It really annoys me when they say how well mashed potato is made and how “well seasoned” stuff is. It’s so piss easy it’s like complimenting someone on pouring the water in to a pot noodle accurately.

Tahini on fish 🤔

The sea bream looks nice.

John was so serious when he said “I love tabbouleh”

@shirleyphallus 😂😂 or putting bread in the toaster

You say that Shirley but last week we thought they might have to downgrade it to the 'cheese sandwich round' given how bad they were.

So is the fish cooked beautifully, or it it overcooked? Hmm? Eh?

I am calling it now. Janine is a goner

FUCK OFF GREGG. You are not funny.

That cake looks lovely though.

Christ circus man can be very irritating

I quite like Stan

She’s a goner