Coronation Street - Peter can’t drink, Johnny’s in clink and Gail’s got a sink(hole) - I think... NO SPOILERS!!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

Can’t believe it’s new thread time already!

she wouldn’t have Tyrone with a bag on his head and a gold bar strapped to his balls.

😂😂😂

It’s so true.

This dog crap is just ridiculous. Even if they had her grandmother or father dying or something. But taking a day off work for a dog you haven’t seen in years?

She’s never mentioned bloody dog you are right, why not her grandma at least. Mind you Ty couldn’t give her a hug today so not sure how they are going to have a socially distant affair any time soon.

They will probably do the affair scenes like they do in Neighbours - no kissing or contact, but an "after sex" scene in a bedroom, standing apart, buttoning up blouses, and zipping up jeans!

The had Phil Mitchell zipping up his flies last week after a romp with Kat in eastenders

You know it’s going end up with Fizz throwing him out when it’s his house!

Still at least we havnt had to see Daisy so far this week. Count our chickens at all

Fiz chuckling away about Tyrone fancying Alina just you wait love !!

Haven’t watched for ages - When did Carla adopt the grunge look with her clumpy boots?

Oh ages ago she’s looked scruffy for months.

Let's not forget the fuzzy felt eyebrows!

(phrase pinched from another posters )

Eileen has been friends with Sean for years, why would she talk to him about moving out when he has just lost his job. I know he is a pain in the hole but she seems fond of him, and presumably his rent money comes in handy. And Carla kicking Peter when he is down, dumping him as he lies in his hospital bed while Lucas hangs around like a bad smell. It's very down and dull at the moment.

What was Alina's dog called?
I'm trying to feign an interest otherwise the writers reading this will be leaning over their skinny, low fat almond milk, salted caramel latte wondering where it all went so wrong

I was cheering Sarah on when she was being harsh over the dog, saying it wasn't a reason to be off work.

RIP Romulus the dog

The dog who was never seen or spoken of until he died.

Poor actors, right here we are I want your best faces and effort this is a really emotional scene .... A dog you haven’t seen for years is dead and Sarah you get shout at her for taking the day off. Right Oscar winning performers everyone and Go!

If she'd taken to the bed with grief over Romulus, I'd have been ok. But she was out being pert.
The writers have confused Rome and Romania? Roman dogs would be called Romulus.
I'd dump Peter I think, but wouldn't go to Devon with yer man so I wouldn't. Steve should have talked to him in Big Jim's accent so he should.

I honestly think it went like this....

Producer speaking to writers...
" Shit... we've got 10 minutes spare on Monday's episode with nothing in. C'mon guys, what can you come up with? Just 10 minutes, and you know who's scheduled to work that episode"

Writer to producer..
"I've an idea! It can't be proved that Aliya (wrong name maybe) hasn't got a much loved dog back in Romania. I've even thought of a name! It can die and Aliya can weep and cry and then go to the cafe/pub doing the same. I can stretch this out to 10 minutes, easy. "

Producer... "sorted"

I think that’s pretty much spot on @Roussette

@UhtredRagnarson

The had Phil Mitchell zipping up his flies last week after a romp with Kat in eastenders

Haven’t watched ‘enders in years but bleugh! That’s taken a turn, those two!

I’m glad Carla didn’t Bob off to Devon with what’s his face. I like Carla, always have.

Haha at Sean’s new car! That really didn’t suit him.

Didn't even know Sean could drive!

Not me! The furthest he walks is from home to the pub I’m not sure how much use he is going to get out of the car.

Can’t work out of Todd is trying to be nice or just land him in further trouble.

Todd has always been like that - shifty. I like rhydian, he has potential to cause havoc. I wonder if he likes laydees, it must be time for someone to be swept off her feet by a charmer who steals her money. That hasn't happened for ages.

Why can’t we have some light hearted stories about Steve Tim and now Ty jogging or getting fit to support Oliver’s charity?

Am I the only one who finds Lucas more attractive than Peter!

@Clawdy no you’re not, I find Alina’s dead dog more attractive than Peter right now!