Coronation Street - Peter can’t drink, Johnny’s in clink and Gail’s got a sink(hole) - I think... NO SPOILERS!!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

Can’t believe it’s new thread time already!

Where the hell has Leanne’s backbone gone??

I'd love to see Simon take over as number one drug baron and kick his handler's arse. He's so much more intelligent than the Mark Almond look alike.

@UhtredRagnarson

The announcer just said Peter fails to show for work. How can Peter be going to work?? He is still in blanket mode!

Blanket mode 😂😂😂

By Christ and I would clear the walls with that wee scrote Jacob if I was Leanne.

Aaagggghhhh! I hate these stupid storylines based on misunderstandings and jumping to bloody conclusions! And I know Steve has never been Brain of Britain but I still remember him when he wasn't entirely stupid and blinkered.....don't I?

As if Fizz would find it funny and ridiculous that Ty might fancy Alinia (sp).

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As if Fizz would find it funny and ridiculous that Ty might fancy Alinia (sp).

Oh yes, this.

And as if Steve would even remotely consider letting Peter drive a taxi ! And as if Peter would want to do it - earlier that day he was huddled under the Blanket of Doom....

I will be annoyed if Peter doesn’t have a new illness. This just seems another attempt (number 5?) of making Carla feel guilty for going off with old work friend when she should be with Peter. No doubt he will comfort her in her hour of need. End up in bed just as it’s decided he wasn’t drunk after all.

I’m so fed up of mr manipulative pretending to be looking out for Carla but really just wants her to himself.

Says it all about Leanne, when the only person on earth she can be civil to is a drug dealer

And as if there isn't enough reason to hate St Peter (martyr), he's also a litter lout!

First thing I thought when I turned on last night... gosh, they've done wonders with Peter's makeup...he looks grey and awful

But Steve seemed to miss that.

Andyes! On Leanne being polite to the drug dealer!
'I'll just leave you all to it and go to bed then'
After she was going to cook sausage and beans and they order pizza and another load of scrotes are coming into her flat.

The Steve and Peter scenes were ridiculous, as was Sean quitting the factory. I also don’t get why they’ve chosen Kirk to be the ‘Look what MLM is doing to you!!’ voice of reason.

Also, have the writers completely forgotten that Carla doesn’t actually own the factory anymore? She was only supposed to be helping out while Nick was supporting Leanne - he doesn’t even live with her anymore! She was lording it over Sarah the other day and talking down to her about whether she could handle the meeting with Lucas, but surely Carla has no authority over Sarah? The same when she told Sean to ‘talk on your time, not on ours’ - it’s not her time, is it?

And Lucas is boring. I actually just about doze off when he comes on screen with his six pack and running escapades.

Oh god, yes - that dialogue was puke-inducing. Going on about shaving his chest to show off his pecs?! Who talks like that? (Not a 40-something businessman, one would hope!)

I wonder if Sean will pull this out of the bag, surprise us all with untold selling power and become big man on the street?

Or maybe not... but I’ve found this for you Sean!

Maybe Lucas will headhunt Sean and rhydian to work in whatever his company does.
It's time Gary returns, has a fling with Leanne, and the drug people are sorted by him.

They can't kill Peter off, he hasn't finished his jigsaw.

They can't kill Peter off, he hasn't finished his jigsaw.
At the rate he's doing it, the jigsaw will be finished just in time for the 70th anniversary episode.

I was half hoping he faint and knocking the jigsaw on the way down. Double tragedy

That's mean

Todd and rhydian were in identical outfits!

Peter is actually in a ward not the private room! Still no other patients though.

I think the did that with Abbie too when she was in last week. They’re fair getting their use from this hospital set.

Predictions for who will be in it next? And why?

Simon for getting beat up by Jacob