4th thread MAFS AUS - more production than 20 prize laying chooks - feathers meets straw connection

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

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So is that Martha pouring a drink on someone at the dinner party? It looked like the strapless white dress she was wearing and Michael had his head in his hands. Was Cyrelle the recipient? Can’t wait till tomorrow!

I think I would lose my balonz if someone tipped a drink on me.

If it is Cyril then marfa has more bollocks than I gave her credit for.

They probably made her nose from some and sewed some up her beak for spares.

If Martha tips a drink on Cyrell, I hope Cyrell punched her lights out.

I’ll have the fizz out for that.

Surely not?! Is she that stupid?! I couldn't work out who it was though. I really want Nick to mention Jess came onto him. That would be amazing!

I must be the only one who likes mike! Straight talking and says it how it is. Heidi would test the patience of a saint with the constant moaning, whinging and finding issues with every little thing. No wonder shes single!

I like Mike too. I do feel that most of the time he just comes across as someone who has no idea how to be in a relationship, with no malice in it. I don't think he knows how to not be single and consider himself part of a couple, not an awful person though.

I like mike too. Mike and Heidi have been my favourite couple. I think their issues are nothing that couldnt be worked on

Seriously hoping that is the case paintfairy

Let us see how Insta and Daaaan like them apples.

I’m guessing Insta will be fuming and Daaaaaaan will realise that she really is in it for the likes and giggles and he isn’t as special to her as she’s made him out to be.

Love my arse.

Glad to see it's not just me who likes Mike, was beginning to wonder why I can't see the gaslighting that so many others accuse him of. He's not perfect, but I don't believe he's malicious, and he and Heidi and just so incompatible. Classic case for the sexual attraction is there, but their personalities are just too different. Mikes never going to want to have in depth conversations about his feelings and Heidi's never going to be happy unless she feels totally understood.

Oh my God that might have been a short episode but it felt like the longest ever. So sick of those two. I never liked Mike from the start and I don't like him now. He can't see what he's doing wrong even when it's pointed out to him. Heidi is too needy and sulky. Everything Mike said in his vows was in the past tense. Far out.

Faaaaaaaarrrr ahhhhhhhhhht.

@MuckyPlucky

If Heidi was posting on MN we’d all be saying: “red flags everywhere, gas-lighting, emotional abuse, LTB”

Yet the so-called ixperts have colluded in this atrocity. I genuinely fear for the ethics of this programme judging by the collusion in abuse of the so-called relationship consultants. Highly-damaging to people like Heidi.

Definitely don't watch season 7, it's shocking the kind of vulnerable and damaged people they've allowed to come on

Is the paint dry? Is it safe to come out yet?

Those 3 episodes could easily have been 1 episode or even half an hour

Tomorrow night looks a bit livelier.

Having watched all of this series I confess that I have recorded the last three episodes until the actual vows. Apart from marvelling at how hideous most of the frocks were it was v v dull

The 2 last episodes are (in my opinion) brilliant. We all like an 'explosive' episode don't we?

I've watched the final dinner party and final sofa session. It's a corker!

I was a Mike fan but must admit he didn't come out of the last episode very well. It's watch-behind-a-cushion-cringeing stuff 😬

@wizzler

Having watched all of this series I confess that I have recorded the last three episodes until the actual vows. Apart from marvelling at how hideous most of the frocks were it was v v dull

I thought Jess' was the only hideous frock

I quite like Mike too! Definitely grown on me. There's an arrogance and superiority there, that when it comes out would make you want to wring his neck BUT I don't think he's sinister. If anything I think Heidi could influence that side of him.

I also believed him when he said he loves her! His family pointed out how many good things he'd said about Heidi, which we never saw but clearly happened. The negative waffle in the vows was done by all the others who'd had far more straightforward ixperiment so it goes with the territory, surely? Producers probably wrote it for him!

I thought it was telling how Heidi couldn't stop saying how much she loved him - she's obviously been dying to say it for ages and wishing he would. Explains a lot.

That said I think it'll end. They're just not suited. I'd put money on them not being a couple now!

Cannot WAIT for the next dinner party!

DH works with a lot of Ozzies and he said they all say faaarrrr ahhhtttt A LOT.

We have also adopted PP's saying 'I came here for love' every time we enter a room.

I set up the TV to record MAFS automatically (season 6 is my first season) and I have just seen that Season 5 is being shown soon.

Do I? Don't I?

Those who have already watched the final dinner party do some things come out that haven't before I.e Jess propositioning Nick? I so want the right people to get their comeuppance (like Martha) and it's frustrating no one sees what we see. No spoilers though 😊

Mike's speech was awful. He said he loved her at the end almost as a token to keep her interested. Her face when he said that , he knew he had her.
I'm not the biggest fan of Heidi but she obvs nees a lot of affection and he knows this and is playing her. It was really uncomfortable to watch

@sarahc336

And do all Australians that say saaaaam and daaaaaaan or is it just Jess Martha and innes, it grates o me ha ha

Some do I often thought it's like the worst whinging women tone ever quite cheap and nasty