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Yeah I called the eye issue. Maybe Gary is on remand so gets to wear his I’m not a convicted criminal jumper yet.

I keep confusing Whit with slaters she’s not technically the 3rd women in the female he’s slept with but pretty close.

Sorry typing and watching eastenders at same time. Lol

Did they have to close up on Simon like that 😂

How often would you see a vicar (or Archdeacon!) sitting in a greasy spoon caff doing his admin?
I think I only ever saw 4 and they were in McDonalds.

Is Johnny being crafty and pretending to be a bit dotty in order to be released to somewhere less prison-y?

Considering the amount of prisoners who have severe mental health issues I don’t think talking to cats will get you very far.

How are they doing the Kevin and Debbie cuddling?

They said at start some actors bubbled up before hand to film

Thanks, I missed the start.

They did a pre episode announcement saying some actors had bubbled so they could film closer scenes. I kind of wish they hadn’t if we’ve got to be inflicted to hours of them two pretending to shiver. I can’t even tell what they’re saying. And I don’t care! Someone get them out for goodness sake.

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How are they doing the Kevin and Debbie cuddling?

I think there's perspex?

There are enough criminals on the road to break in come on! I want to know why the fridge light doesn’t go off!

Oh no I take it back, they're really hugging.

Poor Johnny.

Prison looks grim.

Bloody hell we had enough doom and gloom they can’t kill off someone in the fridge. Hang in there Kev!

What is happening with the prison doctors jet Black hair??

Yes, it was depressing. They'll obviously be found on wednesday!

Why didn't Kevin keep banging ... I bloody would!

So Johnny threw his pills down the toilet because he wants to keep seeing his dead son in hallucinations?

Is Johnny being crafty and pretending to be a bit dotty in order to be released to somewhere less prison-y?

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I don't think so, I think he's flushing his meds away because he likes to hallucinate and see Aiden (and cats).

And since when did Sly Si have access to all Leanne's passwords etc?

I haven't watched the second episode yet and from the sounds of these comments I might give it a miss. If I wanted misery I'd trot along to Albert Square.

Don't bother watching it. They will still be in the freezer on Wednesday. Maybe Friday too. Although possibly frozen.

OH ABI !!!!! You heard a noise!!!!

That's all I can say.

Everytime they said pews it sounded like pubes

Pews were worth a few bob about 10 years ago. You'd get very little for them now.