Third thread for Married at First Sight Aus 2021 - don’t let the door hit your pig’s aaaaaaaaarse on your way out.

[SheldonesqueIsUnwell]

Will this do?

I feel like Jules is so bloody gorgeous and has an amazing figure but she wears really lovely but unflattering clothes on the show.

I follow her on Instagram now and she always looks lovely I wonder if she hired a stylist as I think she's pretty famous now in Oz.(sorry that sounds bitchy I do think she looks amazing)

But she's fake.
Same with Martha. Fake lips, fake boobs, fake tan, fake lashes. Etc

When did that become beauty and what young women aspire to?
I don't think it's beautiful at all

Btw there's nothing wrong with fake tan...... I mean the constant pouting and make up and what this is doing to young women.

I think Jess would be better without those fish lips!

@JamesMiddletonsMarshmallows

I totally agreed that the ixperts were unnecessarily hard on Heidi. Mike is a prick. When he said "What are we going to do about the fact that you over react about everything" as she replied "What are we going to do about the fact that you always speak to me like shit" was spot on and I really applaud her bravery for staying true to who she is and not just staying quiet and pleasing him to give them both an "easy life"

I got the feeling the other night that she was totally pissed off with them.

@Silenceisgolden20

But she's fake. Same with Martha. Fake lips, fake boobs, fake tan, fake lashes. Etc

When did that become beauty and what young women aspire to?
I don't think it's beautiful at all

Are you talking about Jules? Sounds more like Jess!

I like Jules style, she is one of the few people who behaves like an adult too.

Some of the wives dress to match their insecurities.

Yes sorry I meant Jess

Yep we all love Jules!

Jules’s IG shows someone with a life, a career and style. The others are just promoting fake tan.

Finding this last episode painful nauseating viewing, Jess should be long off screen

I like Jules. She doesn't always get it right but I think she's the only one with a sense of style rather than just getting her tits out and wearing whatever is in "fashion" like the rest of them.

@StormyLovesOdd

When is season 7 going to be shown?

I know it's trashy tv but I'm going to have a hole in my day when this finishes, it's getting me through lockdown

I've watched all of series 7 on the shvideos site. And series 8 starts in Aus at the end of Feb

Mel is a skinny glamourpuss on IG now as well.

@Silenceisgolden20

Yes sorry I meant Jess

Phew, I was gonna have to tick you off for accusing the lovely Jules of being fake

Hey remember when in season six we were all shocked by Davina and Dean who didn't even kiss, and then the shocks of this season...DaviNA and Dean seem like pussy cats in comparison

Jules is classy unlike the rest!!!

What I don't understand is why Jules and Cam don't just leave you f they're so upset by the drama? They know they're going to stay together so what's the point in staying?

NotSamDan is like one of those dolls where you pull the cord and it says the same thing over and over.

I can't believe Mick has said leave 3 times now and they're still making him stay. Once I could understand but this is ridiculous.

I hate Martha - she was all 'let's tell Mick what's going on so he knows' then right up Jess's arse at the dinner party/commitment ceremony

Sad to see Cyrelle and Nick go - they were never going to work but I liked them.

I'm actually tempted to google what happened at the end of the series as I'm getting bored. Love Mike's dad though. But why did nobody challenge him about not getting Heidi food? I'd have been pissed off about that too.

@MyGhastIsFlabbered i have thought this too. They must be under contract. Thats the only reason why Mick hasn't been able to set himself free!!!

I've had that thought about Jules and Cam. They could both say leave and go and get on with their lives together!

Guessing they have some sort of contract?

SpanishFly - thank you 😘

So poppets, I am ahead because it started to get juicy and then there's episodes of boring self debating before the commitment ceremonies which if I were you I would whizz the hell through unless you want something to keep you company while paint dries.

But fear not, there is a lovely long final dinner party episode which is worthwhile. I shall treat myself later with the final episode. If you are really struggling use sh videos and flip through them, you deserve the rewards at the end of this 😂

Quite looking forward to a resolution about the whole Mick / Dan / Jess scenario, can’t face listening to Jess or Dan talking about themselves anymore. Feel bad for mick, I think if you’ve said leave more than once you should be able to leave as obviously it’s not working for you! He’s making that well clear! And I hope he tears strips off Jess once her actual reasons for staying comes out! As should the ixperts to be fair!!!

Just caught up on Friday's episode. What a bloody car crash. Jess couldn't give a shiny shit about anyone. And what's with the faux coy "I don't give it away to anyone. Dan has earned it in a few meetings" bollocks?

Your "virtue" is a ship that's long sailed love. It's not a gift to give to the worthy.

Dan is very very stupid isn't he? He looks as if he's listening intently but I think he's just trying to make sure he's understood basic English.

Please tell me it all comes out in the next episode. I'm bored of the pretence now.

I think the whole Jess & Dan thing is them both wanting what's forbidden.

Jess is immature. She said to Martha that she's in love with him. Really?! You've spent a grand total of about 2 hours in his company where you've mainly been snogging his face off. I'm sure when he's left his sweaty pants on the floor a few times you'll be rethinking that one.

And as for Dan: there's zero between the ears. The lights are on but there's no one home.

But still we watch....!