Ines woke up with one hell of a weird parting not legs
Sam saying they’d a mental and more spiritual connection too? I’d actually agree with that. How amazing is it that two brain cells could meet and connect in such a way. More so when they started off in separate bodies.
So much for his telling Lizzie first.
And, as if by magic, Baby Jane reappears. And Sam is telling his connection that they need to keep it secret. Naice.
Meanwhile Ines skulks out without getting fed food and also in magically mismatched drawers.
Bronson’s just don’t give a fuck belly tatt needs to be peeled off to become a new chest piece for Ines.
His apparent (not buying it sorry) lack of realisation as to what is happening is shocking. Ines doesn’t look at him, touch him or speak to him with any warmth. She may as well be stood by a tree. And the tree would have enough nous to know that she was fake and tell her to do one.
He has no right to tap at her for walking without saying anything WHEN HE DID EXACTLY THE SAME.
They are both as bad as eachother in that regard.
He has done everything for Elizabeth? Sure she will be glad that he is honest and respectful and that he was honest and respectful enough to pop one to Ines. Yup - she will be delighted that the ‘everything’ includes a bendy Ines.
Hmm I wonder who started the rumour about Ines and Sam? Surely not any of the production staff...?
Bronson looks like a pumped up Mickey Bubbles. His knees must be razor sharp if his clothes are anything to go by.
Mattymanbun is lovely. Way too young for moi but lovely. Martha is very pretty.
Melissa looked amazing. What a figure. She deserved better than being discussed as wanting to be slammed. And he deserved to be spoken about nicely too.
Mind you if she makes sex noises like she laughs it won’t be going for long.
InstaJess was bang out of order yapping on about Mick telling the boys and then saying there was no fireworks. Shame on you back.
And then practically saying it was Mike’s fault she felt she had to boff him. No one made you do it. No one.
Jesus though. Lizzie at the girlie night. Crikey.
Someone fairly put 20p in that slot.
All the girlies were aware of the rumour/situation. Do ye fancy Sam indeed.
And the finger/thumbing thing was true but different from each perspective?
Bronson was right. Some things required to be buttoned.
Sam and his all knowing smirk. The shite that he is.
Cyrell done dropped the bomb. And Lizzie picked it up and sprinted with it. That was handled all wrong. But right if you are channelling your inner Baby Jane.
I am not fond of Ines but I wouldn’t have reacted kindly to that either.
Not with a barely covered pair of cockatoo breasts in my face.
Looking forward to the dinner party.