What TV adverts do you hate seeing?

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I would you buy one you get one free

Any Asda and Tesco advert.

KFC - hopefully that disgusting gravy one has finished now!

I hate the lifebuoy hand soap one atm where snot comes out of a nose - it is only a cartoon but it still makes me want to vom and it always seems to come on when I’m eating.

The Asda ones are bloody awful. That bloke has such an annoying voice.

Yep, that’s the one I hate too - he sounds thick as pig shit!

Ooh thought of more:

“Shut the front door!” Cinch! Rylan! Grrrr.....it’s soooo cheesy (in a bad way and I hate the word cinch)

The Lisa whatserface one doing her “perfect body” exercise regime for Nintendo switch. I mean she’s such a bloody non-entity, literally don’t know who she is except she was on a few episodes of ‘celebrity’ gogglebox, who is she supposed to be appealing to? Was she the best they could get? I hate the way they’ve sprayed fake sweat on her and she is obviously faking being knackered!

The new go compare ones where the guy is in his front room and plays the video of himself singing. “Yes, that’s me. I’m actually a trained opera singer!” Who fucking cares? It’s so boring and crap. They’ve obvs done it because of COVID restrictions but they’d have been better just playing the old ones (which are still annoying but at least had a bit of a story or whatever)

I really hate adverts. All of them. Phew.

Amazed we've got to page 3 and no mention yet of this: Philip Schofield doing yoga with a goat on his head.

I’ve recently discovered Married At First Sight Australia and there was some bloody pork for dinner ad that came on... Every. Single. Break.

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The old guy who’s dancing around the house because he’s just had a viagra shag 🤢🤮

The dating site for mature people where each advert is one person looking at the camera while a voice says something trite like 'she was a breath of fresh air' or similar. It's as if they went through a casting book and chose 'men who look most like a stalker' and 'women trying to get over a sad past'. Smile it the camera, blink, look sideways wistfully'. Awful.

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The dating site for mature people where each advert is one person looking at the camera while a voice says something trite like 'she was a breath of fresh air' or similar. It's as if they went through a casting book and chose 'men who look most like a stalker' and 'women trying to get over a sad past'. Smile it the camera, blink, look sideways wistfully'. Awful.

'Simpering whimsy' is what we call it in our house.

All that gazing dreamily into the camera (or out of the window). They look like they've either been hypnotised or tranquillised. Possibly both.

All of them.

I may see a John Lewis and another one that people might be raving about at Christmas, but that is it.
I couldnt possibly tell you a thing about bouncing frogs or all the other adverts people are talking about on this thread. I whizz past them all.

Pretty knickers incontinence woman kills me. She says ‘pretty’ very strangely.

Bums hips toothpaste advert.

That bizarre one with Rita Ora.

“The one with gravy on a burger actually makes me feel sick“

And this. It’s fucking disturbing.

I though the coop couldn’t do any worse than the two brothers busking and they managed it

That busking one was filmed at my local Co-Op in SE London. I saw them filming it and someone told me it was going to be the co-op Christmas ad, i thought that's great, our non descript suburb will get famous. Then i watched the ad and thought what the fuck was that? And i couldn't understand what the kid was singing. Took two days of filming that did

The Dreams ad voiced by Joanna Page.
She has the worst voice-over voice ever.

Check Check Check a trade. Bloody irritating. Would never use them in principle now. Go Compare - likewise. Negative branding.

Someones knocking at the door!

Fucking Peloton - Makes me want to bang my head on the telly screen.

Can't bear any of the ones about suffering animals. Especially the one about breaking a donkeys heart. I put them on mute.

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Someones knocking at the door!

Someone is ringing the bell

The ads showing Nicole Shertzinger licking a spoon, pretending that she's feeling deliciously post-orgasmic after having a mouthful of yoghurt, infuriate me.

I bet she's never tasted Muller yoghurt in her whole life!

I know I'm shallow, but I can tolerate the Postcode Lottery ads.

Only because they include fleeting shots of Matt Johnson.

He is so beautiful 😍

The Postcode Lottery ads - yes, it's nice you've won but it looks as though they're shrieking - I mute all ads so I've never actually heard them. The Oral B mouth woman who doesn't know about cleaning her teeth.

Any bingo/gambling ones. I hate how they always have the "when the fun stops, stop" message at the end. I totally against the legalising of gambling, and find it incredibly ironic that they are allowed to advertise these places, and then just add a tiny disclaimer about stopping, taking breaks etc. Duh the people wouldn't be addicted to gambling if you didn't promote it so much.

The one where Vogue Williams advertises the Fairy tabs. Dh turns the TV on mute.
Also the charity ones.

All of them, especially on the beach, semi naked Iggy Pop! How positively vomit inducing!! However my favourite one is the coffee in the bag one where they show the reasons why it hasn't happened before, love it, makes me laugh every time!