What TV adverts do you hate seeing?

[Lockdowner35]

I would you buy one you get one free

Yup, the bum and hips woman with a fridge full of peppers. It's the dentist that gets me. Wearing a dodgy white coat with long hair. Who actually thought that a dentist looks like that? Every dentist I've seen in the last 5 years wears scrubs or similar and has their hair tied back. Even 30+ years back when I was a dental nurse, for a very brief period, we had to have long hair tied back.

And those over 50 plans. I'm over 50. It's like "Oh hello Brenda, did you hear that George died? Poor bastard's family had to pay out to cremate him. Cost a shitload. The tight twat didn't take out an Over 50 Plan."

When the reverse might be "Did you hear about Poor George? He took out an Over 50 Plan but paid a shit load more into it than he got out because he lived too long."

And possibly a bit niche, but I love CNN. But I am thoroughly tired of seeing the short film about the first female professional Kora player. I can't hear how the Kora sounds because her son is playing his instrument - similar to a marimba - twice as loud as she is.

Anything that involves Nationwide

Daisy daisy daisy daisy daisy 🔪🔪🔪🔪

IT’S JUNE DAD!
Why does the daughter then just disappear? Why couldn’t June come on her own? Is Dad so stupid that he couldn’t recognise June on his own?

The jab and go as has been taken off. It has violated standards - no shit.

I*T’S JUNE DAD!
Why does the daughter then just disappear? Why couldn’t June come on her own? Is Dad so stupid that he couldn’t recognise June on his ow

I think the daughter hates June and is being sarcastic with her cheery *it's June Dad". June is never away from the man

Anything with a slow piano like the Lloyds bank one ,, shut up !!

Why so many funeral plans for the over 50s.

Why do people think that just because you are an adult over 50 you are elderly and a grandparent. At 50 my friend was taking her youngest to school in reception and was running marathons. Mine were still in primary school. My mind was taken up with homework than what care home I should choose.

I have noticed that anything fun isn’t advertised for anyone older than 35. (Unless you are a man)

Did see a car advert. Can’t remember which make of car it was for but it was obviously trying to be inclusive. A case of Look, our cars are suitable for everyone whether you are gay or straight black or white with children or without. Young or older and male. There wasn’t a single older female in there.
Gave me the rage

Just Eat ads.

The Gala Bingo woman who is playing the guitar with her toes has a pointed big toenail🤮

My thoughts exactly.

Yup, the bum and hips woman with a fridge full of peppers. It's the dentist that gets me. Wearing a dodgy white coat with long hair. Who actually thought that a dentist looks like that? Every dentist I've seen in the last 5 years wears scrubs or similar and has their hair tied back. Even 30+ years back when I was a dental nurse, for a very brief period, we had to have long hair tied back.

It's not a dentist, it's a warden in the mental hospital playing along with this mad woman's delusions. Her family had to put her there as she didn't know how to brush her own teeth and needed looking after

The go compare as is tops for me but the Nationwide ad with the man who says everyday people helping everyyyy day people aaaagggghhhh he makes me want to kill his voice is sooo bad yet he's been on a couple of their ads now. The meerkat ones drive me mad as do the 'a little bit of wee ain't gonna stop me being me! 😳🤢 The gambling ones and the Calgon ones are pretty 🤬🤬🤬 too.

I find the Alicia Dixon shampoo really jarring why does she day superfresh? It goes right through me.

The man advertising those ugly bamboo underpants. We know they keep their willies in them but these images are just a little bit too er, in yer face for me.

Holly whatserface on her "doing my own roots" hair product ad. Do her and her husband not earn enough without pretending she does her own hair too?

The Covid one with the nose-picking. Urgh!!

All of the YouTube ones. I'm trying to fall asleep, listening to some soothing programme and, bam, loud advert for some grisly game, so loud, on an on.

Gambling adverts, they're just promoting addiction.

The women selling houses and talking to GB athletics, no idea what's it for or what's the connection.

Wowser with annoying women who overacts look at me!

Gin club woman

The men underpants one, are so in your face.

Dont mind the one with guy wearing just a towel saying look at me, look at your man, look back at me.

But all adverts are wasted on me as I pay no attention to what they are advertised

Dont mind the one with guy wearing just a towel saying look at me, look at your man, look back at me.

Is that the one from a few years ago where he ends up on a horse? It was for Old Spice and one of the best ads I've ever seen

The Revitive one, where Eamonn Holmes and Ruth Langsford get their feet out for our delectation.

And then pretend to be going for a carefree walk in the country 🙄

We've just watched the serious light advert.
DH had seen it before. I hadn't.
He was almost bouncing in his seat saying you'll never guess how much the lamp is....
£250.
It's also bastard ugly!
But apparently it can help you see in high definition.
I'm almost tempted to report the ad so they have to substantiate their claim.

The Asda guy with his blocked nose! '' pack it up time'' or is it' 'packet tap time'' can't understand he talks so nasely

There was an ad recently for some sort of vegan foodstuff, and at the end a woman says “and it’s vegan” before stuffing it in her face with an incredibly smug look on her face. I found it so offputting, and it was a perfectly ordinary ad up to that point.

"It's what we do" at the end of the Co-op adds. For some strange reason I always immediately copy it in an even sillier voice than the original.

I've only just realised I do this.

Ojo, the one with the BIG hands!
Perf wiv Surf
Nationfuckinwide
Oral Bastard B
All the twat face banking ads
Marc Jacobs with the creepy little weird voice saying Marc Jacobs!
Alesha Dixon (Tresemme) when she says in her usual smug, condescending way "come on people"!