Coronation Street - OMG, will Ray demolish half the street?! Well, obviously not, but let’s wait six months to find out anyway. NO SPOILERS!!!!

[StillCoughingandLaughing]

New ’un

and Hope said, ‘No, Mummy’s NOT a ginger bitch - now take your mulberry blazer and fuck right off, or I’ll have yer eyes!’

😂😂😂

I am howling at this!

That goth person has really started to annoy me. And also the girl Simon is interested in. As if he hadn't got enough to worry about without getting entangled with her.

@StillCoughingandLaughing

From memory, Fiz and Tyrone reluctantly allowed her some contact, but she tried to snog Tyrone and basically said to Hope, ‘Mummy’s a ginger bitch, isn’t she? Wouldn’t our lives be better if she got hit by a milk float?’ and Hope said, ‘No, Mummy’s NOT a ginger bitch - now take your mulberry blazer and fuck right off, or I’ll have yer eyes!’

I’m paraphrasing, but that was the gist.

I just laughed so loud DS told me to shut up Weren't they in a graveyard at some point visiting Daddy dearest? Then FizPop found them and took Hope home again. What was the evil sister/Nanny called?

Jade.

Oh yea that's it. I forgot she existed until this thread.

@strugglingwithlife

"I thought it was Fizz with her hair straightened at first glance! grin"

So did I!

I thought it was Carol Decker from T’Pau!

What happened to the storyline where they found Kel's body in the canal? I remember Billy giving Paul some suspicious looks bt then nobody seemed to mention it after that . I felt a bit sorry for Johnny stumbling around the prison althougg how on earth has Gary established himself in there? Surely he'd be cowering in the showers afraid to pick up the soap.

@WeeWillyWanky

What happened to the storyline where they found Kel's body in the canal? I remember Billy giving Paul some suspicious looks bt then nobody seemed to mention it after that . I felt a bit sorry for Johnny stumbling around the prison althougg how on earth has Gary established himself in there? Surely he'd be cowering in the showers afraid to pick up the soap.

oops sorry @WeeWillyWanky that was meant for the Carol Dekker comment

Where is Rick's daughter living? I've forgotten.

I thought I heard Rick's daughter mention that she was in foster care.

Gary has been in prison before, at least once but I think twice? So he’s an old hand at it.

Is there anyone on coronation street who hasn’t been in prison? Ken?

Dev maybe?

What’s the point of Jenny’s stepdaughter? And where did her husband/partner go? Where does she live? I thought she just called by when passing and here she is all the time?

Daisy's going to cause havoc and break hearts. Where is Nick's son, is he home alone?

Daisy is just annoying I think her second day she was talking to David and already Shona was doing the playground “you’re trying steal my husband” groan groan. Boring.

Shes quite cheerful though. So far. Misery will follow.

@ZaraCarmichaelshighheels
I thought it was Carol Decker from T’Pau!

Was just about to write the same thing. You took the words out of my mouth!

I'm another who did a double take coz I thought it was Carol Decker.

All of these unfinished storylines drive me insane.

Is the hipster Instagrammer still suing David?

I can't stand Daisy. She just smirks and overacts all the time.
Gorgeous Peter is still smoulderingly gorgeous.

Can’t see bother of new person when we have never heard of before. It’s not like Jenny is all alone in the pub she lives with Peter/Carla/Simon and has 2 bar staff at the last count. It’s not like Jenny is a 75y old and she has a plan to get close and then inherit the pub.

The ones who haven't been in prison - Ken and Dev - have both 'carnally liaised' with Deidre. She must be a good influence. Apart from her own spell inside, of course, which was unfortunate.

Gary-in-prison is even more ridiculous than Gary-on-the-cobbles.