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Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Italiangreyhound · 23/12/2020 00:34

Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

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FabbyMagic · 20/01/2021 22:29

Oh yes the blinky blink constantly!

Italiangreyhound · 20/01/2021 22:34

Thewinterofdiscontent "I totally get why he thought a forced marriage would be his only option..."

Where do you get the idea this is a forced marriage, it's a game show, effectively.

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Italiangreyhound · 20/01/2021 22:41

TowandaForever "Can't believe how hard they pushed Melissa to say when she last had sex...." Yeah that was brutal.

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Dickorydockwhatthe · 20/01/2021 22:42

Hey just joining this thread after binging all weekend!! Loving cam and Jules they just look so good together. I really hope Sam will come clean to Bronson. I've been googling some of the contestants as can't wait to find out!!

TheRogueApostrophe · 20/01/2021 22:47

I was cringing for Melissa too. Why does it matter when she last had sex? I also felt like they were pushing Jessika on it, too (not that I'd need to be pushed into it with Mick 😉). I hate the "How's the untumucy going?" question. Look, just let them move at their own pace, okay? Blimmin' Jules and Cam have only just done the deed and they're pretty much in love. Let's not push those who aren't quite there yet into it! I did love Mick during that convo though. He's a funny guy and he seems kind too.

londongirl12 · 20/01/2021 23:20

@TheRogueApostrophe

I've just instastalked Matt too. He seems so different! There's a clip of an interview where he references the blinking! He says it was about him being overwhelmed and tired. He's definitely not blinky Matt on Instagram! He's like a different person.
Me too!!! I wonder how many followers he gained tonight 🤣
JaneJeffer · 20/01/2021 23:51

the brass chickenpoxed neck Grin

He thinks Lauren looks like Peter Kay's character Geraldine Mc Queen. GrinGrin

I can't take anymore "Sam is soooo hot" Angry

Bronson is thick as a wall.

Cyrell needs to cop on.

Melissa has such good legs. They barely show her and whatshisface though. I wonder why.

doghairismyglitter · 20/01/2021 23:52

Melissa really reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker!

huuuuunnnndderrricks · 21/01/2021 07:30

I don't think Sam is that attractive, as above he walks funny and has the tiniest eyes . I think he is super aware that he needs to keep his profile safe by not alienating all of Australia . If there were no cameras then he would have told Lizzie to do one .. also it's a bit worrying that she shoved her tongue down his throat in the strawberry session , imagine the uproar of a man doing that to a woman !
Still think Mike is super hot ! 🤷‍♀️

SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin · 21/01/2021 08:12

I still haven’t quite got over sam sneering at her while he stuffed a strawberry covered in half a pot of Nutella in her muth.

You saw his contempt for her.

True she shouldn’t have done a lungey kiss but I still can’t help but feeling sorry for her.

She is so better off without that manicured gorilla.

SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin · 21/01/2021 08:13

Rogue thumb again. Sorry. Ye get the drift!

kwiksavenofrillsusername · 21/01/2021 08:31

@doghairismyglitter

Melissa really reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker!
It made me laugh that Jules choose a Carrie quote at her wedding. That’s a red flag for me! I think it’s a speech when she’s breaking up with Big too.
SinisterBumFacedCat · 21/01/2021 08:34

Did annoy me that the voiceover kept referring to Matt as Ex Virgin Matt. They are all good technically ex virgins.

peachypetite · 21/01/2021 10:00

I feel sorry for Elizabeth. It does seem like a lot of them need to work out their issues. Ning and Cyrell in particular seem fragile.

TheRogueApostrophe · 21/01/2021 10:17

I still haven’t quite got over sam sneering at her while he stuffed a strawberry covered in half a pot of Nutella in her muth. You saw his contempt for her.

Yes, that was horrible. Did I miss the big lungey kiss or references to it? Or was it that one when he came back from seeing Ines?

And calling Elizabeth a hypocrite for not getting in touch? Well, it takes one to know one doesn't it? Suddenly he's all "well she could have messaged me ro let me know ". Hmm. And when he knows he's going behind her back with Ines. He's awful.

JaneJeffer · 21/01/2021 11:03

I don't remember seeing that either!

SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin · 21/01/2021 11:17

Well it wasn’t really a lungey kiss but she hovered over him in the bed and tapped her mouth - to be fair to sam, it didn’t look like a no would have been welcomed.

He did let it happen and did move in a little bit to let her do it.

He said she’d tried more that night I think and he didn’t like it.

But no means no for men too. He isn’t shy about saying she isn’t for him to Ines. He could have managed a no to Lizzie.

JaneJeffer · 21/01/2021 11:26

Do they have a go at real life like the UK version or is it all apartments and holidays?

TheRogueApostrophe · 21/01/2021 11:34

But no means no for men too. He isn’t shy about saying she isn’t for him to Ines. He could have managed a no to Lizzie

Absolutely no means no. And Lizzie would do well to learn to read the room a bit better. It was clear (from what we saw at least) that he wasn't interested. The floor picnic was quite excruciating to watch.

TheRogueApostrophe · 21/01/2021 11:35

@JaneJeffer

Do they have a go at real life like the UK version or is it all apartments and holidays?
They usually go to stay at one another's homes and meet family and friends. I can remember if they ever move out of the apartments during the experiment.
JaneJeffer · 21/01/2021 11:38

Ah thanks @TheRogueApostrophe. I wonder how they can take so much time off work and who's looking after Mick's farm?!

Has Ning mentioned her children at all? She must be missing them terribly by now.

SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin · 21/01/2021 12:14

I cringed myself inside out at that floor picnic.

And neither of them gave suitable respect to that Nutella. It wasn’t treated with love.

I would have treated it with love. And respect.

I’d have told Sam to do one too. I think a lot of women will put up with a lot for love. I think I did.

But see now? If I ever spotted anyone curling their lip up at me, the door would not only be hitting their arse on the way out, but they’d be carrying splinters on their travels too.

I wanted Lizzie to see what we did. Despite her bluff and bluster, I think she is so desperate for love, she’s gone blind. Sad

cardoon · 21/01/2021 12:28

eugh, those blowjob lips are awful Confused
Why on earth do they all get this done?

SinisterBumFacedCat · 21/01/2021 13:24

Another contoured generic sex doll 🙄

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