Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

Yet another young woman who's completely ruined her face.

All that work on her face and those pictures are STILL filtered/smoothed out to the absolute max. What was the point?!

I wish they'd show a more even amount of footage of all the couples, Dino was really sweet getting Melissa the bracelet, I'd rather see more of them than Ines going on about Saaaaammm. Ines and Sam are both crap actors and there's fuck all chemistry between them. I've watched enough of First Dates to know when there's an instant connection 😁

They've all still only been married what? 2 weeks? The ixperrs need to back off with the pressure on sexual intimacy, after look what's happened to the 1 couple who did do the deed on their honeymoon.

@happinessischocolate I agree, some of them hardly feature at all

its odd the pressure for sixual intimicy. A couple of seasons ago, I remember the one with the twins, hardly any of them were getting sexual so soon

At least we haven’t seen the icpert going in the bedroom this season to encourage stroking.
Ickspert,

@icelollycraving

At least we haven’t seen the icpert going in the bedroom this season to encourage stroking. Ickspert,

That was one of the most awkward things I've ever watched. It's almost as if they only think they've made a successful match if there's rampantnsex going on. Jeez, give them time! I'm quite surprised that Lauren and Matt did it on their honeymoon; it didn't have to be so soon and surely it would have been better to get to know one another a bit more first?

This oaths one bit that sticks for me. I can’t understand how someone would hang on to their virginity for the best part of their life and then be prepared to dtd on a tv show with a stranger. In a matter of days. With someone he isn’t attracted to.

If it was in a novel you’d think it was pish.

Oaths = is the

I agree. There's something not quite right about it. And on Instagram he's all "MAFS changed my life". So yes, he faced some of his fears but I don't think anxiety is generally cured by "facing fears" is it?

And in such a short period of time.

He'll probably feature in next season's MAFS as the "intimicy ixpert"

Matt the Ex Virgin walks in a very strange way, don't you think? And sits in a very strange position, too. It's as though he never relaxes.

It was funny that he said he didn't fancy Lauren and the others all gasped, when half the problem with those who are unhappy is because they don't fancy each other.

And surely Lauren doesn't fancy him, either?

Ex-model of serenity Cyrell and Ex-lover of an easy life Nic. She is such hard work. You’d just want to head for the hills.

Ex-virgin Matt and Ex-lesbian Loz - I do not buy Matt one bit. Loz is right - he doesn’t get it. I thought these peeps were psych-evalled? The boy - he isn’t a man - has no concept of how to treat people with decency.

It isn’t enough to just blink it away and look sorrowful. Or look 12. And haven’t known heartache like it? You don’t have a feckin heart.

And taking all the food? What for? Knob.

Poor Geraldine. He has even robbed her of a big old comfort eat.

Well boyo. My default setting is also honesty. I think you are a melty cunt for not telling her first to her face and for saying that to a bunch of ladz.

He IS NOT a lovely guy Loz. He ain’t worth one of your little tears. Don’t look back.

Ex-sojaboy Mark and Ex-person with an animated face is another one that is too much like hard work. I think anyone would rather be alone than have to deal with that sulky coupon every bloody day. Cant understand how he wants to try.

Ex-raver Dino and Ex-Queen of silence Melissa - it would be nice to have an opinion. I haven’t fecking seen them. It would have been nice to because they have an interesting dynamic. The little bit I’ve seen. The bracelet though. Aw.

Ex girl next door Jessika and Ex-bachelor who is now feeling 244 bumps Mick - lovely friendship but she has a roving eye for that camera.

Ex gentleman Mike and ex-hair straightener queen Heidi - oh she deserves better. He makes my lulu seal up.

Ex-stripper Bronson and ex-girl most likely to be your best mate Ines? No words. Except he must be pumped up on delusionoids.

The ex-scared of a mirror twins? I have nowt to say because you don’t see them. But lovely looking couple.

Same with ex cricketer and ex mouseybrown haired woman (out of a bottle surely?) - good oh. Glad they seem to be feeling it.

Ex decent human being Sam and seemingly ex contestant Lizzie. I hope you’ve run away girl. Hypocrite about the no contact/no explanation/no respect? Touché ye fucker.

The ixperts are sounding like pimps pushing for intimacy. Stoppit.

@icelollycraving

At least we haven’t seen the icpert going in the bedroom this season to encourage stroking. Ickspert,

AHHH NOOOOO that's the kiss of death! He'll be turning up to some poor bastard's apartment with a box of feathers and fluffy handcuffs now!

I knew he reminded me of someone.

My sister pointed out that in the wedding photo of Sam and Lizzie the one that they keep showing on the episodes, is that Sam & Lizzie look like Barbie and Ken ! I can't not see that resemblance to barbie and Ken now !!

Either there's a lot we aren't seeing or Bronson really IS thick as mince.

I like Bronson. I feel sorry for him.

Oh Heidi... listen to your gut and run, run as fast as you can!

Did Innes and Sam really just say they don't like playing games OMFG

Their conversation seems so stilted and false. I'm sure Sams not as keen as he's making out

Ines and Sam are so stilted together. She's not much of a conversationalist!

Gah... he's reeled her back in again.

Can someone who knows about these things tell me how it works with the cameras in the rooms or anywhere? Like, is there actually a camera man in the room because it’s not just one angle ever.