Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

In fairness to 29 year old ex virgin Matt, I’m sure Lauren’s friends called her Loz so I think that’s just her nickname.

I love Mick, he’s totally rocking that hairdo and moustache! He’s such a true blue Aussie, I loved it when they had the yes week envelope through the door and he said ‘this has just come through the thingo’. I am calling him Micko.

Cyrell is hard work but has given me the best laugh in ages when she managed to snort her red wine all over her face.

Ines is just horrendous, she tries to cultivate an ice maiden image but is really just horrible. She doesn’t even attempt to get involved in convos (as Micko would call them) with anyone.

Where is Lizzie?! I agree she needs a makeover but I think her heart is / was in the right place. It will make me laugh if Ines stays stay so she can continue to flirt with Sam but Sam is forced to leave because Lizzie has walked...

I’ve watched the season. It’s bloody cracking, I’ll come back when you’ve all watched

Yes, I think Mick and Jess bounce off each other well - mad to think the age difference is only 4 years! It definitely seems more!

They bounce of eachother well - as mates. I can’t see it going much further than that - despite Mike’s efforts to pimp her.

She’s too busy looking at the camera.

Off. Not of. Texting thumb has gone rogue.

Lizzie had a makeover !

I also snorted with laughter when she Cyrell did that with her wine. I imagine she is a nightmare to live with but it wouldn't be dull!

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I also snorted with laughter when she Cyrell did that with her wine. I imagine she is a nightmare to live with but it wouldn't be dull!

It made me properly laugh too. 😂 She seems hard work sometimes but great fun at others.

Sorry but Cyrell snorting her wine over the table was the funniest things I’ve seen. I loved her combination of taking revenge whilst wearing a maid outfit with her Philippine cuisine.

Matt is horrendous. How did he get through the vetting process? I totally get why he thought a forced marriage would be his only option. Even if you have never had sex you surely have given threesomes, lesbians or just what sex is some thought? He’s nearly 30 not 13.

I like farmer Micks porn tash. He looks younger.

I LOVE farmer Micko, I'd totally go for him even with the pornstache!

@huuuuunnnndderrricks

Lizzie had a makeover !

Jesus Christ!!

@ExVirginTitsInAbsentia I would too! I’ll join you in the Mick fan club. I’m a few episodes further on and Mick just gets better and better IMO.

Cyrell in her maid outfit serving up the chicken feet dinner was so funny, and Nic took it pretty well. Really made me smile to see her falling off her chair and roaring with laughter. She’s definitely hard work and a bit damaged but I think her heart is in the right place and you’d never have a dull moment with her around!

Here are a couple of pictures of Jess. One was taken in 2017 when she was just a normal person, and the other was taken since she was on the show, in which she appears to have modelled herself on a sex doll. 😐

Jess has had her lips and boobs done for sure .. we always comment on the boobs as every series they have their boobs out . I think plastic surgery is much more prolific there or maybe I'm just out of touch with that generation !

They nearly all appear to have work done, especially the lips.

If Porntashmick stays with puffupdolljess then he needs his bumps feeling.

If he does not wish to stay, there’s an open offer to feel my bumps. All 223 of them.

I think disappearing was the best thing Lizzie could have done. She needed to take back her self-respect. And he's shocked she's done it because I bet nobody's done a runner on him before.

Love hillbilly farmer guy. Hated him at first but now he's my favourite. I don't think there's any chemistry between Jess and him. They seem to just get on like brother and sister. He's funny and they laugh a lot.

I've come round to Jess. I thought she was looking for attention at the first dinner party, but I think she just got plastered and was ridiculous. Been there! I saw her drinking water at last night's dinner party.

Watching with DH. He thinks Lauren looks like Peter Kay's character Geraldine Mc Queen. As if she hasn't enought to cope with.

How did things go so bad so fast for Lauren and Matt, probably for the best though 😕

Ning is an absolute nightmare. She's being totally manipulative and, as with Bronson, the therapists are making Mark take some blame for not being open enough! Wtf

He thinks Lauren looks like Peter Kay's character Geraldine Mc Queen. As if she hasn't enought to cope with.

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I still can't get over Matt packing all the food from the fridge...he really doesn't sound like the kind of bloke you want to share you life with

As for Sam having the brass chickenpoxed neck to call out lizzie for not showing up or not getting in touch, he seems to have forgotten so quickly his own failings.

[quote waterlego]@ExVirginTitsInAbsentia I would too! I’ll join you in the Mick fan club. I’m a few episodes further on and Mick just gets better and better IMO.[/quote]
Oi back off! I've already got to fight off all 223 bumps of @SheldonesqueIsAnExVirgin

Ugh as if Lizzie just has a virus 😩 Thought she'd found her self-respect for a minute there!

Sam must think we're all as dumb as him! If he keeps repeating phrases like "I'm trying to be respectful" the rest of us watching won't notice what a sneaky pig he is 🙄

I HATE the way Ines says "saaaam"