Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

swinging! swinging! I am not suggesting swimming is sexual!!

but I cannot forget how horrible she was to one of her bridesmaids
I don't remember this.

Cyrell is being very harsh on Nic. He seems like a good guy. He noticed Matt was upset and got him to speak about it.

Mike is just a horrible man. I feel sorry for Heidi.

@TheLittleRedToothbrush

Obviously beautiful but she's the spitting image of someone I know who's trans so maybe that's clouded my judgment

That's odd, I've thought that about her from the beginning.

"Bronson is delusional, good conversation? What conversation??"Rockinmomma remember we don't see everything. They probably don't show Ines softer side!

I have no idea why Bronson is putting up with all that.

Ah this thread is great! I’m hooked on this. Largely agree with everything that’s been said - ex virgin Matt we think is either gay, asexual, autistic, repressed or a combination of the above. I don’t think it’s the Madonna/whore thing - I think he’s too inexperienced to have any capacity to think of anyone as a whore! Agree about his family, in the clips at the start they seemed very uptight and overbearing. He can’t talk about his emotions either, he always just says he feels anxious! Get the man to therapy pronto!

Mike! Im so glad others have noticed what a sex-obsessed, simple minded misogynist he is, I can’t believe Heidi forgave him after he was so dismissive and full of contempt on the beach. Him and Sam and their ‘lol emotional women’ spiel can get in the sea.

Ning was horrible at the wedding but I think she’s kind of softened a bit since, Mark was being a dick imo in the gym. He seems like another emotionally constipated one who doesn’t seem to understand context and nuance.

Also, we don’t see much of them but Mel and Dino, was it me or were they just not in tonight’s? Where are they? I was absolutely dying at him using all his hippy meditation speak at the start and she’s just like yeah cool I’ll go with this... the most hilariously mismatched couple

I'm just catching up on Monday's episode. Loving Cyrrell cooking the most unpleasant phillippino food she can think of for 'yis' week. Hilarious!!

I cannot believe what I'm reading on here 😕 Posters discussing whether Matt has autism, rather than maybe just accepting that he's been terrified by going from being a virgin and liking his slightly dull wife, to suddenly being told she wants to start swinging and likes women. Hell, if my husband had said those things to me when we first met, he would never have become my husband, it would have put me in a tailspin. He's clearly awkward around women, and has also realised he misjudged her, which has shaken him even more. It's not our place to start diagnosing him with ASD ffs

Eg
Largely agree with everything that’s been said - ex virgin Matt we think is either gay, asexual, autistic, repressed or a combination of the above

I’m really enjoying watching Heidi and she comes across very genuine.
I don’t think she’s forgotten about that issue with Mike, she’s not stupid.

Cyrell - bit of a nightmare, wants one of those fiery relationships I guess

Agree totally weird about chicken pox and a Lizzie.

If the chicken pox didn’t show and wasn’t going to affect him going near anyone, why even bother mentioning it?

And Lizzie... very weird. I would’ve asked him more questions! Did he see her in the morning? Has she packed and taken her stuff? Has she had chicken pox/been vaccinated? (Didn’t someone else say she had some health issues like lupus? May have totally imagined that!)

Ines and Sam - attraction doesn’t seem genuine

Mike - making young blond one with farmer guy feel like she should have sex

@awesmum

Do the 'experts' no nothing that's going on at all?

I don't know . They did refer to one of the couples having had a rocky week when they walked in . So I'm guessing they must see some of what's gone on during the week. Interesting they were intimating that they never would have matched Lauren and Matt had they known about her sexual preferences.

Or maybe they had to say that to stop themselves looking like jokes as ixperts?

Oh dear I’m getting very cynical about this programme 😞
Would love to see a frank interview with one of the ixperts! Maybe they could do a Mumsnet live Q & A 😁

I agree with everyone about Mike. The way he talks to the other girls is so sleazy and disrespectful. I think Heidi is lovely but possibly insecure around men which is why she doesn’t make an issue of it.

ps I’ve just googled Jules and Cameron as I needed to know if there was one happy ending - I’m saying nothing but it’s interesting!!

I think Lauren asked for that , telling everyone who would listen she was a lesbian , he was shocked and embarrassed poor bloke . He thought she was the virginal bride then turned into the opposite . I think she has been disingenuous to have not told the experts before hand because I doubt they would have matched them if she was so sexually open .

Innes is so unattractive , I don't get why Sam fancies her . As an aside I think Older Mike is fit 🙈

Ooh just remembered I didn’t finish last night’s and have still got about half an hour to go.
It’s like finding half a bar of chocolate in a drawer that I’d forgotten about! that never happens

Would love to see a frank interview with one of the ixperts! Maybe they could do a Mumsnet live Q & A

"I'm a MAFS ixpert. AMA" 😂

Innes is so unattractive , I don't get why Sam fancies her

I think she's quite naturally striking. She has beautiful eyes. And she's petite of course which seems to be Sam's type. The personality that we see makes her appear quite unattractive though. I'm hoping there's much more to her that they've chosen to edit out.

I feel a bit sorry for ExVirginMatt - but also want to shake him by the shoulders. I think he was attracted to Lauren because she seemed reliable, nice and uncomplicated. Now she is very complicated to him and he is terrified and is looking for excuses. I adore my partner but if he mentioned swinging or threesomes I would stop fancying him.
Also why say you 'used to be a lesbian'? Surely you are either still a lesbian or you are bi-sexual. Attraction doesn't change its mind. I think she used these words deliberately to scare him...and she doesn't seem bothered by his fear or nervousness at all...in fact I think she is enjoying it.

Well whatever ex virgin blinky Matt is, there is absolutely no excuse for blurting out the fact that you dont fancy your wife to a load of blokes you hardly know. Moron.

Elizabeth was horrible to one of her bridesmaids whilst she was getting ready on the morning of her wedding. She screamed something to her and sent her scuttling off to go and get something.

Vaccinated against chicken pox? Didn't know there was any such thing. MMR yes but not chicken pox. (varicella)

I think its quite common to be vaccinated against chicken pox in some countries. I believe it's quite standard in the USA so perhaps it is in Australia too.

Also why say you 'used to be a lesbian'? Surely you are either still a lesbian or you are bi-sexual. Attraction doesn't change its mind.

Thank you. That did my nut in!

I'm not sure he should have attended when he'd be diagnosed with an infectious disease. What if some people there weren't immune? And can't contact with CP cause shingles in those who have had CP? 🤔

Loads of countries vaccinate against Chicken Pox. It's available privately in the UK but not on the NHS since the symptoms and damage aren't as serious as mumps for example.

WHERE IS LIZZIE???

Think Lizzie must have thought she and Sam would be “intimate” yuk as she seemed so pleased when he returned from seeing Innes maybe he rejected her advances and she took off.
Think Matt just suddenly realised he didn’t fancy her it was like a dawning realisation, I think he knows he is gay but has repressed it for so long and now he has been with Lauren he realises he’s not into woman.

@TheRogueApostrophe

Innes is so unattractive , I don't get why Sam fancies her

I think she's quite naturally striking. She has beautiful eyes. And she's petite of course which seems to be Sam's type. The personality that we see makes her appear quite unattractive though. I'm hoping there's much more to her that they've chosen to edit out.

As Billy Connolly once said - beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes right to the fucking bone.

I’ve still go watch the latest one.

I’m getting the feeling that MAFSMay be going down the same road as Big Brother.

From interesting and fascinating social experiment to chugging little vehicle for them wot seek thems 15 minutes of fame.