The honeymoon of Ines and Bronson is a total nightmare, how awful.
Michael is gobsmacked by dear old Martha. She is pretty stunning. I wonder what Sam will think of her! He did say he likes brunettes!
I’m quite surprised Martha has had all the work done, fillers, Botox, nose job, boob job, fake nails and hair chemically straightened! She actually looks quite natural. Michael is lovely.
So the hospital trip on the honeymoon for Matt did make me smile. I got very sick on my honeymoon nearly 20 years ago! I ate some prawns and was very ill. No idea if it was the prawns! My hubby too me to the hospital because I was so ill. The doctor saw me in outpatients, (A and E) and said it was food poisoning or rather I had ingested something, I still remember that word! The honey moon was fun and now years later I kind of have forgotten it. But seeing poor Matt being ‘crook’ brought it all back to me.
Ines looked lovely in the red dress. Unfortunately, having heard her shout at Bronson on the boat – I can’t imagine liking her! Jersey Shore Kardashian on steroids – her laugh was a bit fake! I am no fan of Kim Kardashian but she is a lot more attractive than Ines!
I think Ines is playing a game, he has it right with Jekyll and Hyde or the hulk, the green beast! I think she wants to keep him on his toes. Give him a glimpse of what could be. But she has lost respect for him now she knows he was a stripper.
I feel so sorry for Matt. He has not had it easy. At dinner he admits that his parents are very cold and he was bullied at school. The person who showed him kindness in his childhood died when he was 16. A very hard story. I think he could also do with some counselling.
Poor old Lizzie, not fair at all. No way would Sam have done this if he cared for her at all. He would have taken her with him to the funeral of his ex's mum or he would have not gone or maybe just for a day or so. It seems longer and no word!