Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

ihatethecold

"We chuckled at Ines saying decompose." I missed that! As she was a boat I think it may be a mix of decompress and compose!

It's a bit of a disaster waiting to happen this series isn't it, so many people on it with major long term problems about to blow up in their faces whilst on the show. Can't stop watching though 😂😂

Couldn’t believe how many times they could say 29 year old virgin Matt! Also like others wondering how they will refer to him now! Liked the 29 non virgin Matt suggestion!
Although I did shocked myself and family shouting out good for you when they announced he had done the deed! Lol
Really hope they can make it, his wife is just such a lovely person and when opened up about his cold upbringing, bullying and death of his one friend last night it was so very sad.
Really should but just cannot feel sorry for Elizabeth, to me she is just horrible, no wonder he ran as fast as he could.
Brosnan Mike ( non moving coupons husband)and Heidi should have all ran too.
Can’t wait for couples dinner tonight! It’s getting us through lockdown !

"29-year-old ex-virgin Matt"

Isnt Matt going to turn out gay though? He reminds me so much of my friends born again son that is clearly trying to pray the gay out of himself.

I reckon they will refer to him as '29 year old former virgin Matthew' from now on.

Haven’t RTFT in case of spoilers as we’re only up to the first round of honeymoons, but those saying Cam wasn’t honest about wanting children, that was one of the reasons they were matched. He said that his cricket coaching had made him realise how much he wanted kids of his own, so the dramatic pauses in their conversation were clearly edited in for effect, as he’d said from the start he was up for it. I guess he may have hesitated at answering it so early in a relationship but then again, if someone is willing to get married at first sight they can’t really moan about being rushed can they.

BTW does anyone else think Cam looks like a mini Mark Ruffalo?!

Ning (NMC) is married to Mark - it’s a little confusing with Mark, Mike, Michael, Mick and Nic though isn’t it? Couldn’t the ixperts have found blokes with more diverse names?

@bibliomania

My concern about Matt is that it's all about him. Does he ever think about how Lauren might be feeling?! He's turning her into a caregiver rather than having a mutual exchange. I think Lauren is a lovely person and this isn't a healthy dynamic.

Martha is pretty but doesn't seem interested in anything other than her own appearance and whether her partner is sufficiently dazzled by her. I couldn't be with someone like that, no matter how goodlooking.

I was saying the same thing about Lauren earlier in the thread. Essentially, she's been put in a support role, and what's in it for her? If they don't work out as a couple, she could end up feeling very, very used.

Also, not all the couples have sex on their honeymoons, so they didn't HAVE to do it because it was the last night. But I can imagine there was a bit of pressure there.

All the tattoos are fascinating me. I can’t remember previous contestants having quite so much art. I’m maybe forgetful.

It makes me laugh that Ines moaned about an eyebrow piercing when she has some shit scrawly writing tats that are very dated. Don't get me wrong, I have a couple of regretable tattoos myself, so I'm not slating them in general. Hers just look cheap and a bit crap.

@SpanishFly

"29-year-old ex-virgin Matt"

I might have to stop watching due to Ines, she’s vile and treating brosnan like shit! What a way to talk to anyone! I think Brosnan is a lovely bloke.

And as for having kids, Ines can’t cope with a boat trip so I don’t think she should go down the stressful parenting route.

I think there is something a bit dangerous about Ex V Matt. I find him very unsettling and he sets off all my spider senses, def don’t feel sorry for him. 🚩 Red flags a plenty.

Agreed FAQs - how did he prove he WAS a virgin? Was it all an act to get on telly? Is he going to sow his wild oats now and get in 10 years’ worth of sex into the next 10 months?

He’ll be waggling his little Matthew with all the other lads first chance he gets I’ll wager.

Loads of disrespectful bantz and plenty of ‘I’ve had my Nat King so you can do one’ to come I feel.

Lozza may be merely a means to open the floodgates. And he probably came on this to get his Nat King from someone who would be gentle and treat him like the fragile little mitten he purported to be.

There is a part of me thinking that he was such an arse of the NatKing variety that no one would go near him long enough for things to get dipped.

The smuggery of that post coital coupon belied the spoken word.

If he has a port in every storm I will eat the left over wedding cakes.

I might have to stop watching due to Ines, she’s vile and treating brosnan like shit! What a way to talk to anyone! I think Brosnan is a lovely bloke.

This! She is even worse than Davina and i didn’t think that was possible.

I foolishly watched ahead I think I’m on 16 now... my blood pressure is now through the roof

@FAQs

I think there is something a bit dangerous about Ex V Matt. I find him very unsettling and he sets off all my spider senses, def don’t feel sorry for him. 🚩 Red flags a plenty.

I think it's the look he does that really unsettles me. He just has such a blank, non-expressive face whenever someone is talking. I won't make fun of the blinking, because maybe it's a medical/anxiety thing, but there's something off-putting about him.

He reminds me a bit of Mark Zuckerberg, who also looks a bit blank most of the time.

I'm on episode 20 and my god. It gets very interesting haha

I didn't realise there was so many episodes!

Absolutely bonkers. If a bloke spoke to mad bird Ines in her 'stylie' there would be uproar. Can you imagine "I hate your eye make-up / jewellery / tits / trout pout - get rid"?

I agree with all PP that these people need therapy - not Instagram notoriety.

I feel sorry for Lauren - why is the onus on her to 'help' 29yearoldVirginMatt release his blue balls in her nethers?

Stick with it, it gets really good.

It makes me laugh that Ines moaned about an eyebrow piercing when she has some shit scrawly writing tats that are very dated. Don't get me wrong, I have a couple of regretable tattoos myself, so I'm not slating them in general. Hers just look cheap and a bit crap.

Exactly, it's slightly easier to remove a piercing than it is to get that shit off her shoulders. Glass houses and all that 😁

Oh hello my people! I am a bit obsessed with this programme.
I cannot get over Ines, how much of a bitch she is?!

Wondering if virgin boy is going to want to go out there and make up for lost time. Now he's realised what he's been missing out on all these years

Elizabeth needs a make under

Delighted to find this thread. Ex virgin Matt is very creepy. Don't believe he was a virgin or crippled with so anxiety when he has a. Appeared on this show, b. sings in front of a bunch of strangers, on national tv and his wedding day, c. Documents losing his virginity on TV. And honestly, how many times did they need to identify him as 'a virgin'.

Still cracked me up though. Great tv!