Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

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Married at first sight Australia, 4 Jan!!!!!!!!!!! E4 - No spoilers, at all!!

Can't wait

Ines now complaining that they don't have any conversation, ha, well maybe if you stopped snipping at him for 5 minutes. He's being very gracious, I would have told her to fuck off already.

Is there some financial penalty that stops them from just running for the hills or faking the death of someone so you can go to a funeral in another country

I'm so glad there's a thread for this, even DH is hooked watching this. Some genuine ones, thank goodness, and some that make you want to throw the remote at the TV. Can't wait for the couples dinners on this one........

I wonder what sort of man Inês would be suited to? Why pick her for the programme? It's really unfair on poor Bronson. She needs some
Therapy

He's winding her up on purpose isn't he 😂

Bronson finally snapped and who could blame him? I would have pushed her overboard!
What the hell is going on with Elizabeth’s hair extensions? They’re bloody awful!

Was just gonna say, why has elizabeth got a unicorn tail strapped to the back of her head

Ines is one of those people who is so proud of being "direct" and "honest" but really she's just bloody rude.

Bronson was honest with her when answering the questions, the difference is he managed to be polite about it, she says he's beating about the bush, would she rather he just said "no don't fancy you"

Ines’ surname is really Basic ?? Ines Basic 🤔

29 year old NON virgin Matt

‘Honey, I’m home’ arrogant much

I think Ines will end up kicking herself so hard up the harris - one for dissing the rich chap and two for putting out her personality for all of Australia to see. They’ll be queuing up

She’s got a coupon like her outgoings don’t stink but everyone else’s does.

Loved the snek. And the wee croc. And the koala. Lucky buggers. Cant believe she was huffing round the little roo/wallaby. I love them too.

I do feel for Elizabeth. Competing with someone else from the get go. That is tough. And I think she is another who is a wee bit broken. She should have got to go on a ‘oneymoon’ in my opinion.

He should have returned her call as well. Rude.

Did Lizzie put pizza in the toaster? Bonzer! And I get the Nutella jar troughing too. Crack on though girl because Sammy boy would probably feel horrified at you doing that.

Martha and mickeymanbun are equally beautiful. He thinks he might be punching. Nah mate. You are fine. Really. They do seem well matched.
Oh and a beach kiss. Bless.

Matt29 looks awkward even holding hands.

That bath could only have been more awkward if he or she had trumped. I wouldn’t have found someone’s feet near my face relaxing either though so...

I’m sorry that matt29 is so anxious about contact but I’d find that irritating in a grown man. Sorry. (Must be channelling my nigines(s) 🤷‍♀️)

I know that story about his neighbour was important - but I would want to be longed for not pitied. And I’m feeling her drifting along that road.

🍒 pop. I didn’t actually see that coming. Literally. Will he be called virgin again? It has been mentioned every two mins it feels. Matt the virgin no more. Will he be matt the fucker from now on?

Ines said she was highly distressed. You’d never tell. She’s had injectables for breakfast lunch and tea by the look of it.

What a nippy fucker - I’m glad he called her on it. He must have loved being able to get off that boat. I’d have took my chances with the crocs.

I think it is good he was super honest with her. He was right. I’d have been devastated at that character assessment though. I’m surprised she laughed.

I can’t wait for the dinner party!

ningines(s)

Sorry. Lost n

I think it is good he was super honest with her. He was right. I’d have been devastated at that character assessment though. I’m surprised she laughed.

She was laughing through gritted teeth, it wasn't a genuine laugh at all, I think she's beginning to realise she's pushed it too far. And that's before she finds out he can more than afford to support her "unborn children" 😂

The whole six of them!!!!

Bronsons got the patience of a saint. What was with those little coughs she kept doing on the boat!

If I were Elizabeth I would've walked by now, I wouldn't give Sam the satisfaction of sitting waiting.

I think the kardashian and the hulk thing got a genuine laugh but as he went on, I agree as he went on (and on and on) there was a realisation there that she’d fecked it up.

She won’t forget about the stripping thing. Although the wealth may bring on a handy spot of amnesia.

Still - got to give matt29 the prize for being different.

I’ve been laughed into bed.

He wept Lozza into the nest. Novel.

MattTheEx29yearoldvirgin

That was quick. He’s only known her 3 days.

Martha is beautiful.

They should let brosnan try again because Ines is evil.

SheldonesqueIsUnwell I think there are a lot on this series that need therapy rather than nuptials sad"

I'd say about 3 of the ladies need therapy!

Why the botox and fillers though, shes so young?

Maybe 4!

And the same for men I think!

@Roundlampshade

MattTheEx29yearoldvirgin

That was quick. He’s only known her 3 days.

Exactly, he's got his wife into bed quicker than any of the other husbands.

Cue loads of newspaper stories saying "he told me he was a virgin too" 😁 and he gets excused if he's shit in bed !!!

I have only watched a couple of episodes so far, but my views:
Really thought the lady who married the short guy (Mike I think?) Would it get on, due to the height issue, so pleasantly surprised by that.

What's the point in having Dino on it? He was on first dates, clearly just doing it for exposure, what a waste! I would hate to be the one matched with him, although his match is pretty scatty!

Jessica, hope she gives Mike a chance, seems ok although his best man is an idiot. Her family are rough as fuck though! Her mum probably wasn't there as her Dad was there 🙄