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Masterchef the Professionals, #5: Onwards to the Grand Final. Tissues at the ready.

729 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 16/12/2020 21:51

How many times will Santosh make us cry?

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littlbrowndog · 17/12/2020 21:27

Brain.

Pebbledashery · 17/12/2020 21:27

Sorry. Lamb brain 🤢🤢🤢

SchadenfreudePersonified · 17/12/2020 21:27

@Pebbledashery

Gregg isn't a professional. He belongs on amateur masterchef.
He belongs at the bottom of the Thames with cement overshoes Pebble

(I was watching the Godfather again last night. Does it show?)

GrouchyKiwi · 17/12/2020 21:27

Santosh, you're losing me, my dear.

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RomaineCalm · 17/12/2020 21:27

And he's flogging tableware on it, I see.

Ah! Didn't see that bit Halsall

RainbowHash · 17/12/2020 21:27

Please tell me I'm not the only one with a crush on Santosh? (Although not sure about the lamb brain)!

Blueberrycreampie · 17/12/2020 21:27

Oh no! Lamb's brain, yuk!

Sunbird24 · 17/12/2020 21:28

Oh Santosh, you were losing me with the mushrooms and now you’ve added brains! Envy not envy

Pebbledashery · 17/12/2020 21:28

Buffalo 😭😭😭

NonyaBizniz · 17/12/2020 21:28

He had me until lamb brain.

JazzyGeoff · 17/12/2020 21:28

Lamb brains on a poppadum with pickled ababa and blehrs.

Yeah, had that for tea tonight.

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 17/12/2020 21:28

...lamb brain has the taste and texture similar to sweetbreads...

Ah... 😳

Halsall · 17/12/2020 21:28

Lambs' brains......Santosh, you're testing my affections here.

And comparing them to sweetbreads isn't helping, Marcus.

Water buffalo??? Wha.....??

ApolloandDaphne · 17/12/2020 21:28

I would try lamb brain!

NonyaBizniz · 17/12/2020 21:28

But he does have beautiful eyes!

Belepheron · 17/12/2020 21:28

Bart Flogging tableware?
If he wins he'll use it to make money.

If Alex wins he'll open a pub restaurant in Essex

If santosh wins Nepal goes on the map for something other than the Himalayas, and the UK well for once have done the right thing.

ThatIsNotMyUsername · 17/12/2020 21:28

We have decided here that brains are more 🤢 than testicles. Now that’s not a conversation you have every day...

SchadenfreudePersonified · 17/12/2020 21:28

Pile of giblets! schaden you do paint a picture

Pebbledashery · 17/12/2020 21:28

@SchadenfreudePersonified haha with a horse head next to him.

Wherrsmaclickypen · 17/12/2020 21:29
Sunseed · 17/12/2020 21:29

Maybe Greggg will contract scrapie from the lamb brain.....

Pebbledashery · 17/12/2020 21:29

@JazzyGeoff 🤣

Madcats · 17/12/2020 21:29

I'm wondering what Santosh is doing for Christmas!

We've got a Bamix...

ThatIsNotMyUsername · 17/12/2020 21:29

My private chef don’t you know?

Pebbledashery · 17/12/2020 21:30

Why is Gregg bothering Santosh when he has a million things to do.