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Masterchef the Professionals, #5: Onwards to the Grand Final. Tissues at the ready.

729 replies

GrouchyKiwi · 16/12/2020 21:51

How many times will Santosh make us cry?

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Sunbird24 · 30/12/2020 20:24

Now those look nice!

ilovesooty · 30/12/2020 20:24

Shut up you nob. You wouldn't recognise delicate and elegant if it bit you on your arse.

Pebbledashery · 30/12/2020 20:24

Love how Monica says butter..

Bootah..

Halsall · 30/12/2020 20:24

Those do look appetising, and beautifully presented.

Pebbledashery · 30/12/2020 20:25

God Gregg takes the class out of everything ffs. Get down the greasy spoon to tosspot.

littlbrowndog · 30/12/2020 20:25

Honed in my skills. Honed in my hair

Sunbird24 · 30/12/2020 20:26

Oh, he’s a forager...

Pebbledashery · 30/12/2020 20:27

Oh a forager fgs.

fourquenelles · 30/12/2020 20:28

He's one of the nicer foragers Sunbird24 not like that Antman knob.

Sunbird24 · 30/12/2020 20:29

@fourquenelles yeah, it’s ok if he was foraging back in 2018 before it became a sign of tosspottery!

Pebbledashery · 30/12/2020 20:29

@fourquenelles wonder what Jono is doing now... Getting is plaque engraved with "masterchef semi finalist" I expect.

Halsall · 30/12/2020 20:30

Beignets making an early bid to be a trend in 2021....

ilovesooty · 30/12/2020 20:30

Is brittle a canope?

littlbrowndog · 30/12/2020 20:31

I don’t think so ilovesooty

Sunbird24 · 30/12/2020 20:31

@ilovesooty

Is brittle a canope?
I would have said anything sweet was a petit four rather than a canapé to be honest 🤷🏻‍♀️
Pebbledashery · 30/12/2020 20:31

@ilovesooty can't say I've ever had a brittle canope

Halsall · 30/12/2020 20:32

Nut brittle is confectionery

InTheShadowOfTheMushroomCloud · 30/12/2020 20:32

I like horses doofers.....not keen on canapés

ilovesooty · 30/12/2020 20:33

If I could cook and I was on this I'd want to make a sherry trifle Blush

Sunbird24 · 30/12/2020 20:34

Sprout petals... wanky way of saying they peeled a few of the leaves off a sprout.

Pebbledashery · 30/12/2020 20:34

@ilovesooty bloody love a trifle.

Pebbledashery · 30/12/2020 20:35

Olivias glasses just infuriate me. Why.. Just why.

Halsall · 30/12/2020 20:35

Nowt wrong with a sherry trifle

ilovesooty · 30/12/2020 20:36

Hispi cabbage again.

Sunbird24 · 30/12/2020 20:36

I’d like trifle if someone would leave out the custard

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